Philadelphia Hat Trick

When no matter how you try to succeed and get people's hopes up, you fuck up 3 times in a row (usually within a year) and ruin you or someone else's hopes.

A true Philadelphia Hat Trick: Eagles, Flyers, and Smarty Jones

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Sex Hat Trick

It's when a guy will come in a girls mouth, pussy and ass with in 24 hours. It has to be three different loads.

I just did a sex hat trick

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Dirty Hat Trick

Having sex with 3 different women in a day separately, without washing off in between.

Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?

Guy 2: I did a Dirty Hat Trick this weekend with Sandy, Stacy, and and Amber.

Guy 1: Dude! That's nasty but awesome!!! Hope they don't talk about it and find out!

Guy 2: Yeah, right? They all blew me, too. Haha!

Guy 1: Gnarly!

Hungarian hat trick

The act of ejaculating in a woman's vagina, mouth and anus on separate sexual encounters in a single day.

Hey Allison, this Saturday may I please pull a hungarian hat trick by shooting my ball snot in your g-spot, cock holster and butt clit?

Velvet Hat Trick

A sexual act involving:

1: A threesome.
2: Using all three female orifices in the same session.

1: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought a prostitute.
2: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought some vaseline.

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FDR Hat Trick

An American President can achieve a "FDR Hat Trick" if they experience an economic crisis and a war, all while having a debilitating disease, during his or her time in office.

FDR went through the Great Depression, and World War II, and remained one of the most accomplished presidents even though he had polio, and scored himself a FDR Hat Trick.

The only other president to have an FDR Hat Trick was President George W. Bush, who led the nation through Iraq, through an economic clusterfuck, but was elected even though he is mentally retarded.

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Philly Hat Trick

Taking the Philly Taco to the next level.

Ingredients:
1. Butterscotch Tastykake (preferably from Wawa)
2. Cheesesteak from Jim's on South Street.
3. One slice of pizza from Lorenzo's on South Street

Assembly Instructions:
1. Unwrap the Tastykake and place both halves inside the cheesesteak
2. Wrap the pizza slice around the cheesesteak/Tastykake combo to complete the Holy Trinity
3. Devour in delight

A: What's a good way to make my heart explode?
B: The Philly Hat Trick.

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