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The fastest route to a urinary tract infection.
He said something about "truffle butter," and then I woke up with intense urethral pain and on a Levaquin drip.
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Girl: Damn girl, you got shit dick.
Guy: Nah, this is a truffle-worm.
God, my truffle-worm stinks.
Someone easily frightened and likely soil themselves when startled.
Did you see her on the rollercoaster? She's a right truffle dropper that one.
A man, usually gay, employed by a business who’s sole purpose in life is to sniff out problems and cause a shit storm.
Oh watch out, Phillip the truffle dog is in again today.
The asshole. The bunghole. The anus.
I was stoking Rachel’s truffle oven last night.
I had anal and now my truffle oven is sore.
My truffle oven is a little itchy. I need to run wipe again.
Major yeast infection with massive discharge.
I was told The Rev enjoyed his wife’s truffle milk!
One who eats ass with particular vigor.
"Think she'll eat ass?" "Yeah, dude. She gets in snout deep; she's a total truffle hunter."
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