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truth

1. Something that most people believe.

2. An anti-tobacco and marijuana campaign funded by stolen tax-dollars in an attempt to hide the truth about marijuana and to perpetuate the nanny-state. Syn. Government propoganda.

1. Son, are you a cigarett smoker, and you better tell me the TRUTH.

2.
A:Hey man, that highly acclaimed genius doctor from Prestigious-University-X says marijuana is one of the safest substances ever to be used by humans.

B: Oh! Didn't you hear!? TRUTH says that its way dangerous. Like, worse than cigaretts or something.

A: Hmmmm... who woulda thought that guy was wrong?? Oh well... I supose the government always tells the TRUTH (definition 1).

by CapitolistPig July 4, 2005

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truth

A term invoked by illiterates, BS artists, nut jobs, and the gullible in the hopes that their assuredness will persuade anyone who dissents from their dogmatic beliefs from questioning their claims.

EVIDENCE?! YOU are BLIND to the TRUTH!!! 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!!

by Grandmastershek May 24, 2015

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truth

Word that is the opposite of a lie. But according to Huey from The Boondocks, the truth is that Jesus is black, Ronald Reagan is the Devil, and the (US) government has been lying to us about 9/11.

Huey: Jesus is black, Ronald Reagan is the Devil, and the government has been lying to us about 9/11.
Granddad: (Wakes him up from his dream) Huey, how many times did I tell you to not even DREAM about tellin' white people the truth?

by GunnyMan4 March 29, 2017

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Truth

Anything documented that someone elses reads.

I read it on the internet, it must be the truth.

by Gibbous Fowl April 28, 2012

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truth

The pill everyone wants; but can't seem to swallow.

Let's hear the truth from now on.

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

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truth

something that religions look for. Science, in this context, is a religion.

there is only one truth and that is my precious, truth.

by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

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Truths

A game used in flirting over AIM sometimes, where a man and a woman will exchange true stories sometimes of the sexual nature, sometimes referred to as the question game. the end goal is the same, flirting and the possible discovery of other interesting information.

Jessica: Hey Joe, you wanna play truths?
Joe: Ok, but only if you go first ;)

by Mzapp January 31, 2008

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