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Rum Tum Tugger is a colloquial term for an actor or musician who has a sexual conquest with a member of his/her audience after a performance. Derives its name from a character in Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical "Cats" on account of Rum Tum Tugger's curious affinity for breaking the imaginary fourth wall and entering the audience.
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You little Rum Tum Tugger you! I knew that you would sleep with that girl from the second row!
-Verb
Easy there, Lyndsay, just because I talked to your sister between Acts doesn't mean I am trying to Rum Tum Tugger.
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Break out the makeup, my cat costume, and have the set guy give him a backstage pass, I'm up for some Rum Tum Tugger action tonight!
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Fellatio that is given on a piece of poo that is sticking a quarter inch out of you or your partners bum.
She gave me the rum tum tugger last night... now she gota shit mouth.
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When a midget stretches your balls while having close pins on your nose and shaft
Me and wee man did a Portuguese nut tugger filming jackass 69
A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)
Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
A Big Dirty Mexican Man that puts their toes in your asshole for a mcChicken.
I saw Jared yesterday and he offered to give me a Chattanooga mud Tugger.
Someone with the compulsive need to tug-it in the closet. Maybe due to a tramatic event of being walked in upon while giving his reliable pair the 1-2 polish and shine, (he wears sandals). There’s no shame, just more mess and not as much wiggle room as your traditional shower has to offer.
“I myself, am a closet tugger, the doors provide a nice secure barrier from the outside world during me time, and my girlfriends fuzzy scarves drape just low enough to tickle the tip.
“Dave is such a closet tugger! Look, he’s wearing crocs!”
An African American name for the slaves who were ordered to row the boats for their masters.
Look at that Ore Tugger stinking up the house.