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The ass hole of a man or a woman.
Dude I gave her some good lovin' deep in the chocolate tunnel.
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A female who is not Caucasian, and strictly has sexual intercourse with white males. Furthermore a Twinkie tunnel can be mostly found paying their bills on time and abiding by all laws. Also know as a Cracker Smacker.
A Twinkie Tunnel Thrives on Finding as many Twinkies to put in their tunnels.
"Rhonda is such a Twinkie tunnel! She only dates White guys!"
"I wish Tamika and Darniesha would stop checking out my Boyfriend she is such a Twinkie tunnel!"
"Hey Alicia Gomez is dating another white guy! She is a total Cracker smacker!"
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The triangular gap between a woman's upper thighs, immediately beneath the vulva.
From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.
Woman: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Man: No, but they do accentuate your Toblerone tunnel.
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Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.
Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
Kyle: Ahh! Ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.
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The art of being a major pussy and not knowing it.
Dave stop being a tampon tunnel already and go talk to that hot chick.
DISCLAIMER: AVOID THE TOUCH TUNNEL AT ALL COSTS. READ THE FOLLOWING AT YOUR OWN RISK.
The exhibit at the Liberty Science Center that explains natural selection to little kids. It has been in existence for an undetermined amount of time, as any attempts to measure or sample the tunnel have been met only with suffering and death. The Liberty Science Center was built as a tribute to the tunnel, as it could destroy the entirety of New York or possibly the Earth itself if it doesn’t receive sacrifices. The exact dimensions of the tunnel are unknown, and it is widely regarded with paranoia and fear. On average, 7 of every 10 people will return safely from the Touch Tunnel once they’ve entered. The prevailing explanation for this is that the weak-willed and cowardly are consumed by the Tunnel in some sort of ancient ritual. Many brave adventurers have entered the Tunnel for bragging rights, never to return. Keep your family and friends away from the Tunnel at all costs.
Sam: Hey man, my girl went in the Touch Tunnel while I was in the bathroom and she never came out. Have you seen her?
Dave: I’m sorry for your loss. She’s gone.
People from Denver who sit in insane amounts of traffic on I-70 to go skiing, hiking, camping etc in the mountains to the west. Everyone who lives in the mountains can't wait for them to leave every Sunday afternoon.
This guy in the gondola won't stop talking about his stock options, I'm sick of all the tunnel trash on weekends.