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One hand on the twelve o'clock position of the steering wheel, generally used to refer to a more relaxed, often gangster approach of driving.
Originated from AmySwags, member of "Yoga-Pilates fusion in water for seniors" class
Yeah, I hate uptight people using the "9 & 3" driving style. I just have one on the twelve.
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If you are from the USA and live in Georgia, the chance of being twelve and pregnant is much higher than anywhere else in the world. Being twelve and pregnant is the mordern symbol of how earth has changed to the better. Most often this is due to incest. A uncle is mostly the one to blame for this. If you are twelve and pregnant, please...kill yourself.
Daughter: Mom, dad used his magical wand to make my tummy grow.
Mother: You should be pleased, your father had a good time did he not?
Uncle: Fuck this shit, i wish i was twelve and pregnant.
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A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots
"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.
Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.
Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....
A person with no idea how to use any kind of technology. The joke is, all digital clocks, stereos, DVD players, VCRs and so on have their displays flashing 0:00 or 12:00 (twelve o'clock) because the person in question has no idea how to set the time, let alone use any other function offered.
{When standing behind someone at an ATM for a very long time} - What is taking him so long? He must be a twelve o'clock flasher..
I knew i was dealing with a twelve o'clock flasher when she put the CD in data side up.
Can you believe it?! He was trying to use his DVD-ROM to read a floppy! Bloody twelve o'clock flashers!
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When a seedy convenience store chops a case of beer in half, encloses each side with mailing tape, and sells them as individual twelve packs.
Johnny: "what the hell is this?" "it looks like a cannibalized case of beer with mailing tape for a handle."
Billy: "Sorry man, all they had at the store was Taliban Twelve Packs"
A short, short play by Homsar. There will be tree hugging.
A pamphlet for butts twelve by pies appears in a strong bad email.
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When a college football team decides instead of playing in a competitive conference to play in a depleted conference with no Championship game. The result is a cupcake schedule and loss of respect from the entire country.
Wes: Did you hear Texas turned down the invitation to join the Pac-10?
Chaz: So are they adding teams to replace Nebraska and Colorado?
Wes: Nah, they Big Twelved everyone.
Chaz: What a bunch of pussies.
Wes: That's a given.
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