PAY TWICE

Noun. a name for an extremely overweight person, someone who would have to 'pay twice' to get in the cinema, ride a bus etc.

Man 1 "you've put some weight on since I last saw you you've turned into a proper 'Michelin Man'"
Man 2 " I gained 80 pounds"
Man 1 "you fat pay twice, I bet your gut has its own postcode now"
Man 2 "I've been a bit pie-friendly recently"

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TWICE PIPES

Dual exhaust

I just got them twice pipes put on the Bronco. It sounds bitchin!

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Twice in a while

Used when you do something more than once in a while but not all the time.

Tom "So I here you started go to the gym "

Bob "Twice a week. I go once in a while to keep in shape"

Tom "More like twice in a while!"

Bob "OH SNAP!"

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Twice Daily

Twice daily as in the number of blow jobs your girl friend/wife should be giving you each day. Used when 'blow job' (or one of the many synonyms) wouldn't be appropriate.

Josh: How are things going with Sarah?

Mark: Great! She even looks me in the face during my twice daily!

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twice on tuesdays

When an individual feels doing certain activities once on a Tuesday was just too fucking mainstream.

Matt : 'Do you even lift?'
Jonny : 'Twice on Tuesdays'

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Twice As Nice

Totally amazing trendy fashion resale chain in Arizona where all the smart, cool people shop, sell and trade all kinds of groovy stuff to update their look. Know why? Because they want to look good and feel good, who the heck doesn't?! Men's, women's, and kids' styles too!

Twice As Nice is where I trade in my clothing, handbags, shoes and jewelry, get store credit or cash and shop like a maniac until I have a whole new wardrobe!

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Twice Baked

Smoking the purp all day and tanning at the beach. =

Smoking mary jane in the sun while you are tanning; you are twice baked.

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