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Total bullshit. Piece of trash. Lame.
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A group of obsessive fans (mainly girls) who know everything there is to know about the books Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, and probably Midnight Sun as well, by Stephenie Meyer. Often in love with one of her characters.
For the midnight release of Breaking Dawn, several hundred Twilighters showed up at Barnes and Noble.
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Possibly the worst book ever written, the writter says she did no research into the vampire mythos and wrote the book with no prior knowledge of vampires. This is a load of bullshit as every adult on the planet knows basic vampire mythos, the writer is just a lazy tard. In the book we have a heroine with no personality, who teaches girls that they can't live without boyfriends. Her boyfriend, Edward, is a vampire who sparkles in the sunlight, rather than dying, and is a "Vegitarian" i.e. a Vampire who doesn't drink human blood. Yet he's dating a human, a constant source of temptation. This is like a recovering crackhead, dating crack. The storyline is full of plotholes so big a semi would fall through them. Fans of Twilight are semi-sentient little retarded tweens and the pedophiles who stalk them.
A final note, the most major plothole in twilight is this. If vampires have no weakness, WHY THE FUCK DON'T THEY RULE THE WORLD IN TWILIGHT?! Cuz seriously, if Dracula didn't have to worry about sunlight, the book would have ended with his victory, not his death.
Twilight sucks. Edward is a fag.
Bella: OMG Edward you sparkle!
Edward: Thats because I'm really a fairy Bella! thats why I sucked off your dad! Now kiss me so you can taste his man butter on my tongue!
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The worst book ever. No plot, no character development, pedophilia, necrophilia.....the list goes on forever. There are millions of rabid fangirls out there just waiting to rip your head off if you say one bad thing about Twilight. Even mention the word "twilight" and they'll be next to you in second. Also, Twilight has somehow made them forget everything they have learned in English class since many of them can no longer spell or use grammar. A typical fangirl also believes that Edward is real and that she will one day marry him. Also, one of the most annoying things is that the"vampires" sparkle. SPARKLE. Seriously? Stephanie "Mormon" Meyer has turned the fearsome vampire into a cuddly vegetarian. Give me a break.
Typical Twilight Fangirls - "omgggg edward is so HAWWWT! how do u, lyk, thnk hes ugly?" "i knoooo any1 who thnks hes ugly must b blind or somethng"
"edward is amazinggggg hes gonna marry me 1 day nd im gonna hve demon babies with him!!!!"
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The best source for bathroom tissue.
Oh man, I ripped out some Twilight pages out last night and the feeling of even more shit in my ass made me feel ecstatic!
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A book where a girl named Mary Sue and a boy, Gary Stu, go on a magical adventure to find personalities! :D
Mary Sue:OMG ILUUUU
Gary Stu: ILU2!!1!1!
-Twilight in a nutshell
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twilight is a story about a 106 year old horny pedo who turned himself into a sparkly teenage pretty boy to lure 17 year old girls to his fuckin mansion.
LIEK AMGZ!!! EDWERD IZ LIEK SOO TO-DALLY HAWT!!!
Twilight is gay.
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