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A Step-Two is a beer. Going camping? Set up the camp, step two have a beer. Working on the truck, open the hood and have a step-two.
John: “Tents are up, we’re ready for the night.”
Ron: “Well that means we need a step-two!”
Over exaggeration of not caring.
I don't give two shits about you or your friends.
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Two trucks = having sex
truck 1: honk
truck 2: honkk
truck 1: honk hehe
truck 2: woa- i mean HONKk
two trucks is having sex
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Cheap; of bad quality.
I was expecting a tale of fun and excitement, but instead I listened to a two-bit story about Rick's trip to his grandmother's.
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A standard unit of time lasting anywhere from thirty seconds to an hour and a half, based on the female in question and the task at hand.
He: "Are you ready to go? The ballgame starts in twenty minutes!"
She: "Two minutes!"
<ten minutes of makeup application later>
He: "I'm leaving. Now."
She: "Two minutes!"
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when a person acts a certain way in one place and acts different in another.
john is two faced because he will only talk to me when his friends are around.
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The date of the 22nd of February, 2022, also known as 22/2/2022 or 2/22/2022. This day just so happens to fall on a Tuesday, hence the pun. Not to be confused with Twosday.
On this day... well... I don't know - do what you want. I mean, what did you do on 11/11/2011?
1. "I can't wait until Two's day."
2. "Ikr dude its gonna be so anti-climactic!"
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