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The anus of the UC system, a deprived crap-hole of subpar academic misery and social depravity that is accepting anyone who applies. The typical student was rejected from every other UC but wanted to pander to the fact that they attended a school with the "name" that implies prestige (when in fact none exists at all) but in reality offers nothing but subpar academics, shitty and socially isolating location and a laughable four year college experience. Did I mention UC Merced is being considered for the chopping block? Bet the Regents wish they could have seen the financial cuts coming! Merced will be the bellwether for the great budget deficit of our time.
Guy 1: Dude, I got rejected from all my top schools. And even SDSU and Cal Poly
Guy 2: Bro, that sucks to be you. So where are you headed?
Guy 1: UC Merced! But I'm probably going to transfer out...
Guy 2: Riiiiighhtttttt
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Short for 5G UltraCapacity.
This icon will show on your T-Mobile/Sprint 5G device running Android 12+/iOS 15+ when you connect to T-Mobile's 5G UltraCapacity network. The bands you'll see labeled under the 5G UC branding is: 5G n41 (2.5GHz MidBand), 5G n260 (39GHz mmWave), and n261 (28GHz mmWave). n77, and other mmWave bands are to come in End of 2022 or over.
With 5G UC, you may experience speeds up to 1.8Gbps (MidBand) and over 3Gbps with mmWave. You may also notice reduced latency (Ping) and will be able to stream high definition video and sound much more fluidly, with less buffer time.
A1: Look at my Speedtest on 5G UC, I got 880Mbps download, 115Mbps Upload, with a 15ms Ping, 2ms Jitter, and no PacketLoss!
A2: Cool, I don't care. But in reality, I'm jealous
A1: S u r e
A2: ...
Person 1: Jennifer goes to UC Berkeley
Person 2: That's cuz she's a cocky bitch
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University of California, Merced. Brand new, just started in 2005. Whether people will want to spend four years in Merced is anybody's guess at this point.
Person 1: Damn, man, I live in the 559 and I couldn't get into UCLA, but I don't wanna be stuck at some dumbass Cal State.
Person 2: Have you applied to UC Merced?
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School for people who are pretty smart but really poor.
Guy from prestigious private school: I got into UC Berkeley, but wanted to meet people with important parents who won't want to shine my shoes for a dollar.
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Berkeley's Chinatown disguised as a University that used to have a racially diverse student body that protested against social issues back in the 70's. Now its just Chinese kids trying to get medical degrees and Indians trying to get engineering degrees. This is especially obvious the minute you walk out of UC Berkeley and notice that sudden abnormal re-occurrence of Black and White people, and some Asian Americans here and there.
Haven for Asian Foreigners.
They tried to make it more diverse by being 'officially racist' and just give Asians higher test goals. (see: Affirmative Action) Funny thing is, it didn't even work.
Still an awesome school to go to however, just don't expect to be able to speak their official language, 'Mandarin.'
Out-of-State student: "Woah, there's a lot of Asians at UC Berkeley, jeez, look at this campus. So this is what California's racial demographics are like"
Berkeley Resident Student: "Ha....Let's take a walk."
Out-of-State student: "Where?"
Berkeley Resident student: "How about, a couple steps out the gate."
Out-of-state student: ".......Holy shit! Where'd all the Asians go?"
Berkeley Resident student: "They didn't go anywhere. Most of them just aren't from Berkeley."
Out-of-state student: "The fuck, is that a Black person?"
Berkeley Resident student: "Oh yeah, they're like the largest secondary minority here. They just don't live in UC Chinatown. Gotta get out more, man."
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Standford reject school.
Let's go to UC-Berkeley since Stanford hates us.
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