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The Urban Dictionary

A web site (which should make an app ;) ) in which the finest people whom claim to have major in literary in college. They all excell in crafting the finest words for us to use in our everyday life, some you may have never heard of until they published it. All words published to The Urban are in the correct spelling and proper use and editcate. All words instantly make sense when published to the dictionary. A friend might tell you a word that sounds like the most dumbest shit you've ever heard of, until you read it here and BAM, you have enlightened by their knowledge. Thank you Urban Dictionary but being a better Wikipedia

The Urban Dictionaryis my number one go-to website to understanding someone's choice in words, and finding the darkest or roasts

by Joloxsa Xenax July 22, 2017

206πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


Urban Dictionary

An online cesspit of pre-teen nonsense, pretentiously corting itself as a "slang dictionary".

Most "entries" are unreadable, illiterate slops of pedantic shit stemming from the creativity-throttled minds of our braindead youth.

Most entries fall into the categories of irrelevent, self-centered claptrap (in which the subject is not the word being defined but "I"), redundant repetition of what has already been stated ("me too!"), incoherent arguments about absolutely nothing, over-opinionated screeds from those who are the most unqualified to comment on the subject, "this guy is gay", shameless self-promotion, whiny, insecure pleas for acceptance from total strangers on the internet, extreme irony, intoxicated non-sense, and on rare occasions; definitions of slang words used in the English language by various groups of people.

Nothing wrong with the site or the guy who made the site. Just something wrong with who uses and what is contained within.

It's fun to go on Urban Dictionary to laugh at stupid teenagers who take their worthless fashion trends too seriously.

Emo preppy goth sXe scene metal punk jock hardcore abercrombie rap nerd vegan hippie hot topic liberal conservative wigger gamer juggalo redneck hipster WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE??? WHAT ARE YOU GAINING FROM DEFINING YOUR ENTIRE LIVES BY MEANINGLESS LABELS??? WHY ARE YOU ALL SUCH INSECURE, VALIDATION-STARVED, UNORIGINAL CONFORMIST VAPID CUNTS???

by radium June 19, 2006

717πŸ‘ 233πŸ‘Ž


urban dictionary

A culmination of ignorance under the guise of a slang dictionary, with the rare intelligent definition lost amidst a sea of nonsense. Not to be taken seriously, though good for a cheap laugh on occasion.

1) Optimist: "Why don't you have any faith in mankind?"
Pessimist: "Because I visited Urban Dictionary..."

2) "I feel like self-victimizing some lifestyle/religion/etc., because the Media hasn't done it enough yet. I should go to Urban Dictionary!"

3) The student failed his essay because he took Urban Dictionary as a serious reference.

4) The child laughed as he posted another absurd definition for something he knew nothing about on Urban Dictionary.

5) The original creators of Urban Dictionary wept as their user-driven slang dictionary decayed into nothing more than a tragic joke.

by SpacePirateKhan April 9, 2008

111πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Urban dictionary

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urban dictionary
A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.

Urban dictionary twats

by Darrel big dick March 4, 2017

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Urban Dictionary

Believe it or not, a site that seems to be gradually becoming a large, digital, opinionated, and fairly accurate history book.

Also, a site that's been used far more often to advance individual political and/or religious ideologies than to inform, although this site WAS intended to define social jargon/slang.

Even worse, some define here just to be complete idiots.

1.) A definition of George W. Bush may seem irrelevant to some history-deprived browser twenty years from now.

2.) I'm an agnostic atheist, but I wouldn't promote that and impose it on people online.

3.) I don't even want to talk about this.

Urban Dictionary

by I'm just a freak October 9, 2012

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


urban dictionary

That’s the website’s name, how do you not even know this ._.

Person 1: Have you heard of urban dictionary? It’s informative yet funny!

Person 2: What in the world, man. I don’t even know you.

Person 1: Because I’m an ad!

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 13, 2021

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


urban dictionary

An ingenious marketing ploy whereby the creators of the dictionary get written definitions from various authors via the web (which then becomes the intellectual property of the creators) who then bind them into a book entitled "Urban Dictionary" and hawk it to various publishing houses until one of them agrees to publish it and make them rich - while the various authors who contributed to the book remain poor.

The creators of the Urban Dictionary are geniuses!

by Loxi July 19, 2009

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