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Country that decides to use a different metric system than anywhere else in the world and calls football "soccer"
Person 1: what does usa stand for?
Person 2: stands for u suck ass
Person 3: Merica fuck yeah
Person 4: Do u know chata?
Person 5: no
Person 6: chata fuck up
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A place where people have the freedom to buy a gun at walmart but where gay people can't get married in most states. A place where a football player or reality TV person gets paid more than a teacher. A place where we pay a lot of money for war but we can't feed the poor (tupac BTW). A place where cyber bullying is so frowned upon but they can't find the cyber bullies...or help the victims. A place where being thin and beautiful and perfect is televised but then people get mad when young people starve and cut themselves. A place where they always are having problems (slavery, the great depression, sexism, LGBTQA inequality,police brutality, rape and sexual assault).
But after it all, it's still a better life than most other places. Places where terrorists want women to have no rights. Places where small children are starving to death. Places where there's almost no water or food to feed a family. Places where you can be killed legally for being gay.
Americans/Canadians are the DEFINITION of 1st world problems. I'm on both sides tbh...
If you're thinking of the most confusing country existing, you think of the U.S. we're fucking confusing. The USA is fucking confusing.
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USA is a country that steals all the tax money to pay the debt that the government. The Americans are so stupid that they have a fucking Cheeto as the dictator. They are about to me nuked any day now cause Putin didn’t enjoy the sex with Trump and America isn’t even home of Americans, it’s now home of every person born out of the USA.
Lets hop the boarder so we can get some bbw in USA
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United States of America, a Federal Republic in the western hemisphere. The populace is considered to be a brutish, war-mongering bunch. This is the result of European regression.
For the allied powers, it was critical for an assured victory that the USA enter the war.
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An OK country. Racism is a bit prominent, as is homophobia, and down south you get a lot of redneck bible nuts, but apart from that it's ok.
They have an annoying habit of taking responsibility for British inventions though. The lightbulb, democracy, the internet, the computer, the telephone and you did NOT "save our asses" in 2 world wars. In WW1 you only helped just before it ended in 1918, and in WW2 you joined late and only actually sent alot of troops to help us in 1944 when continually fighting without much help had left our army exhausted, etc, etc..
The constitution would be great apart from that huuuge typo wher it says "all men have the right to bear arms". It would have been more sane to say "All men have the right to arm bears".
But Bush has destroyed the country. He wanted oil so he invaded the middle east and turned out to be crap at invading and he didn't bring the soldiers back since he ccouldn't find enough oil, 65% of Americans are overweight, 33% are obese, the healthcare system is awful, the education system allows ignorant patriots to teach, they "bravely defend their country" by bombing small nations and the country is in tatters.
Most Americans are good people but the idiots control the government and the media and the country is becoming increasingly crappy.
Idiot American: My fellow Americans, I will gladly bomb Mecca to erase this filth from the USA
Fat idiot American: Yeah! Let's all bomb small countries!
Sane americans: stfu stupid pig
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