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For when someone is messing with you/annoying you
Cmon dude you’re really pulling my udder
What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.
The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.
So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?
When a Cow is Milked and the milk just dangles.Similar to poo dangle. See Poo dangle
Wow that cow has a lot of udder poo dangle!!
When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.
Go suck on some death udders.
I went out last night and this udder-sucker was talking about how he fucked his cousin last night
When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.
Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.
Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!
2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...
Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!
When you have drunken sex with a girl with huge tits.
We hooked up last night it was udder chaos.