Someone who is unimaginably racist
I turn into a Mason Underwood in COD lobbies
To vandalize (vandalise) your cheating, soon to be ex boyfriend's vehicle.
Consists of (but not limited to):
Keying vehicle's exterior. Writing your name by ripping the leather upholstery on the interior. Using the vehicle headlights for batting practice. Permanently deflating all 4 tires.
Now that I know JimBob is cheating I might just go Carrie Underwood.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. (Not like he'll ever get a bad bitch like me again)
To get revenge on someone by taking it out on their car. This is because in her song Before He Cheats she smashes a guys car.
āIām gonna pull a Carrie Underwood on him.ā
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goes to sutton and play basketball
has a dog
lives in atlanta
The sexiest being alive, he should be worshiped by those around him and be appreciated like a god
Dave: of my Christ is that Leo Underwood?
Pete: yes indeed it is, my eyes have been blessed like flowers in a field
Dave: we must worship *starts worshiping*
Pete: *starts worshiping*