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Dahvie Vanity is the main vocalist for techno-alternative group 'Blood on the Dance Floor'. Despite various legal offenses made against him, none of them have been proven. He has stated numerous times that his fans men the world to him, and he wouldn't have gotten to where he is now without them.
He is hated upon by many people, though, due to his looks and the lyrics of his previous songs. He is twenty eight years old, and his song, 'Crucified by Your Lies', is actually his way of retaliating against each of the rumors ever made up about him.
(2013)
During the winter of 2012, Dahvie Vanity and Jayy Von Monroe donated a large amount of money they had earned from their sales to a developing Children's Home, where they were able to help out a lot of kids whose parents were in prison, drug addicts, or unfit for parenting.
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1. Noun, The assembly of comments that one makes about oneself in order to boost their ego. Usually this is made by people who already have huge egos, not those with smaller ones.
2. Noun, Anonymous Postings that are put on the internet to boost people's views on different groups that they are apart of.
3. The definition of names on the Urban Dictionary
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-I might not be able to bench as much as the other guy, but at least I have a huge penis
-I see you have assembled a very secure cradle of vanity
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Anonymous posted:
JOIN THIS FACEBOOK GROUP!! XXXSSSXXX SUPZORZ XXXSSSXXX! IT KICKS ASS AND SHIT!
Anonymous posted:
Nice. I think this is the best built cradle of vanity ever built
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Bob:
AMAZINGLY SEXY OMG I MUST SLEEP WITH!
Response:
-Man, I just read the most vain comment ever. I swear the author was trying to sew himself into a cradle of vanity
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To lie on your back and light your bushy pubic hair on fire, then patting it out before it burns your genitals. It is best done with friends who also have a huge bush.
Brian: "Hey, this room smells like dog shit"
Brad: "Sure does, we just had a Bonfire of the Vanities"
Brian: "You asshole"
Entire room: "hahahahaha"
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to google yourself, can be used to tell someone that they're narcicistic
people that vanity google to find their self worth suck balls
since you think you're such the shit, why don't you just go do some vanity googleing so we don't have to deal with your crap
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Wiping your ass with kleenex after a taking a big shit and wiping with regular tiolet paper.
After being fucked in the ass and taking a giant dump, the sorority girl made sure to finish her wiping with a vanity wipe.
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A TV show or movie designed to cater to yuppies or yuppie wannabes that may still be in elementary school, secondary school or college.
The lead character and their significant other, if around, usually have very successful, professional careers, usually as a doctor, lawyer or important company or government official.
Usually, not always, the lead is depicted as achieved an astronomical amount right at the beginning of their careers. In Damages on FX, Ellen has graduated from law school and has numerous six-figure offers from law firms. She soon takes on a major multi-million dollar class action lawsuit and gets $2 million in bonuses after the case is settled. Most law graduates are lucky to get a paralegal job.
These shows are propaganda for universities who want their students to believe years of school will pay off with lucrative salaries and important careers. Some teens and twenty-somethings will religiously watch these shows under the impression it depicts the career field they are trying to get into.
Most of these shows are the projections of writers who failed to become all these things in life.
Damages, Grey's Anatomy, ER and The Sum of All Fears are examples of yuppie vanity shows.
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She runs this shit you don't even know. The queen of da bronx!
Vanity could spank her parents and no one would care.
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