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To get a blow job from a women (or man) with no teeth.
Last night I had your grandma take out her dentures and give me the ole' Velvet Rub.
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As the conversation became sexually charged, she could feel her velvet buzzsaw begin to hum.
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The ultimate three course penetration...
oral, vaginal, anal
I bought her flowers, we watched "The Notebook" together by the fireplace, and after I presented the Tiffany's bracelet, she rewarded me with a Velvet hattrick.
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The sound of Stephen Colbert's voice.
Mark: Oh, what is that oral velvet broadcasting from the television?
Luke: It's the Colbert Report, you pretentious fuck!
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(1)a 70's rock band fronted by lou reed. often referred to as the 'godfathers of punk' although most people disagree. excellent musicians who music is still cherished and rocked out to this very day.
(2) a club on queen street west toronto
(1) sweet jane is one of my favourite velvet underground songs
(2) my brothers band is playing at the velvet underground on friday
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rock band fronted by ex-stone temple pilot Scott Weiland, three ex-gunners, & david kushner. will release their debut record "contraband" on june 8th & is hoped to be a success. only thing is, Weiland needs to quit f*cking up.
guns n' roses + stone temple pilots = velvet revolver
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Do not listen to the lies one of the other commenters told you. yes, angus and malcolm young were in a band called the velvet underground, but it had no relation to the 60's punk band of the same name. though they are damn awesome
The Velvet Underground was endorsed by Andy Warhol
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