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a viking visiting Germany, techno vikings heart beats loud enough to provide music for the annual "fuck parade" in Berlin.
able to shatter a persons nerves by simply pointing at them
requires water to be served to him upside down, and is delivered notes on a weekly basis
"this hi-fi sound system runs at 1/10th the volume of Techno Viking s heart beat"
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The most treasured and elusive sexual move of all time. When one is in a flirtacious situation with a woman, and brings her back to the room for some "heavy petting". When they get to the room and the woman has de-clothed, the man goes to his closet and says, "Hold on, I have something for you." He pulls out a viking helmet and a sword, which the woman puts on. She is sitting on the side of the bed, and the man then says, "I'll be right back." He never comes back. The woman is alone. In a viking outfit. Hence, the "Lonely Viking".
Lisa Russ is so hot, I just want to lonely viking her so bad.
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To chug an alcoholic drink by raising it in the air at full arm's length above your mouth and pouring the drink into your mouth from that position, drinking the entire contents of the drink.
Did you see that guy viking chug that whole beer. He didn't even get any booze on his shirt.
Very brutal and warriors who savaged, pillaged and raped people throughout Europe. They also went to Northern America and has also been to the Black Sea.
They were feared by the Christian peasants and weak noblemen in Europe, so they got tribute from them to leave them alone.
The Vikings faded when they were converted to Christianity and now the Former Viking lands are insignificant and no one cares about them. *Sad face.
The Abraham religions believe the Vikings will return in the day of wrecking.
Vikings were powerful warriors who passed their genes to many places(by raping Christian whores), but got extinct by converting. Now they're non-existent.
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Techno Viking. A god among men.
"Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to Techno Viking."
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An offshoot from black metal heavily centered in norse mythology and rituals. Viking metal is not satanic in nature because of this and deals mostly with Oden, viking warriors and of course epic battle (very cheesy stuff, but effective). The music ususally consists of more "medieval" sounding melodies mixed with the "dark" sounding minors typical of black metal.
Enslaved, Einherjer and Amon Amarth are good viking metal bands.
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