vintage meme

A meme from years past that is no longer popular. Often used when an old meme is suddenly again relevant, either by being brought up out of the blue or because it has made a comeback.

Person A: Dude, remember the Rick Roll?

Person B: Oh my god, what a vintage meme. What was that, 2009??

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vintage vaginal

Gorgeous woman over 50+ years old that has well maintained there bodies and facial features.
Examples: Ebony Milfs,Nia Long,Angela Bassett, Teshia Cambell,Vivica Fox

The meeting was held at a vintage vaginal resort.
Aged vaginal
Sexy 50+ Ebony
Beautiful blk mature women

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That's So Vintage

Another version of "That's so five minutes ago".

Prep: Hey! Check out my miniskirt!

Other person: That's so vintage.

Prep: (Goes somewhere and cries)

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Vintage Queen

A Vintage Queen is a woman, usually spoilt from childhood that thinks the world revolves around her and her life. She enjoys using people as toys or playthings for her amusement and talking about herself in the most boring or dramatical way possible at extreme lengths to anyone who will listen and will not stop talking once she finds people who will listen. Ever.

The wealthy/tendy ones are also usually known to have a small dog and will cary it around in their handbag whenever they can.

Paris Hilton - Example Vintage Queen.

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vintage daniel

the state of being cool, colected and apathetic, even in the midst of terrible or emotional events;
to be able detach oneself and say "screw this!";
freakin damn awesome

"You were awesome the other day; your performance was vintage daniel"

"Holy crap! how can you not care?!" "Easy, vintage daniel."

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vintage dick

Old dick with style. Must be over 60.

"I do like a good vintage dick," said the playboy playmate to Hugh Hefner in the Uber.

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Vintage Boy

Rather gay guys who collect shit for no apparent reason. They think it's en vogue, chic and stylish. Believed to build rapport with non significant friends of the same genderwith junk. A collector of stories, trash, detritus and debris. Usually quite weak at heart, jealous and vein. May have confused themselves with Art and Antique dealers. Adopts the idea it will be worth some fortune one day in the quite distant future.

Girl 1. "He is a big art collector"
Girl 2 "You sure he's not a Vintage Boy?"
Girl 3 "He's just Gay and in the closet. He talks about his hair and shoes a lot "

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