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A little shit hole that no one will ever come to or should never come to.
It is a place filled with only the worst of hicks that love the Confederate flag and God more than their cousin that they probably fucked.
But hey, atleast it has a decent school... if you like putting up with horrid teachers that make you seem like an idiot for trying.
Also Viola is an ugly name.
Some random person - "I'm from Viola, Arkansas!"
Someone like me - "."
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Slang for slitting wrists.
"My life is horrible..."
"Oh, go play the gothic viola!"
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Name of the girl who is friggin' awesome, hot and badass as fuck.
Damn! That girl, Viola Fae, she's so drop-dead gorgeous, I wanna marry her.
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A band from the UK that dove off a bridge in Sweden for no apparent reason and all fuckin died.
Man, have you heard of that new band viola beach? Well they all fuckin died and then got ran over by an oil tanker
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A fight between violists and violinists, people that play two of the most beautiful-sounding instruments in the string family. Even though both sides are to blame for constantly arguing, the violinists are mostly accused of starting the fight by creating and posting jokes about viola players.
E. g.
"What's the difference between firewood and a viola? Firewood burns longer."
The main argument that violinists use against viola players, is that viola is an easier instrument to learn. Which is accurate, to some degree, as the instrument is bigger than violin, thus, it is easier to avoid accidentally playing the wrong note. But let's not forget about the fact, that not everyone finds this an advantage.
Violin players often say, that viola players are just violinists who couldn't play the violin, because it was too difficult for them.
Person 1 "Hey, dude, how do you prevent your violin from getting stolen?"
Person 2 "I don't know. How?"
Person 1 "By keeping it in a viola case!"
Person 2 *laughs* "Viola sucks, am I right?"
Person 3 "That's not true! Both violin and viola have a beautiful sound!"
Person 1 & 2 "Dude, you're ruining the whole point of the viola and violin fight!"
LITERALLY THE COOLEST DUDE AROUND! Anthony is definitely the hottest dude around. Pulls ALL the chicks. Sleeps in underwear. Loves classic music. Best buddy anyone could ask for. Anthony = The 🐐
Violas usually stay short for their whole life, below 1.55. They’ll have nice wavy hair but keep on straightening it in the mornings stealing the house’s hot iron. She might be friendly at first until you realize her knee won’t stop hurting and she continuously has organization problems. Her room often resembles to the post-apocalyptic scenario of a catastrophic event. Viola loves animals, in particular dogs and turtles even though at times the two may not go well together. Will she manage the situation? Viola is a passionate creature who wears with a hair clips to school.
What’s the name of that girl eating those baby bells with piadina?
Its viola