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When you are banging your girl full throttle and you miss, either on purpose or on accident, and ram it straight in her cornhole.
Last night I figured I would give her the Suprise Visit and you should have seen her run off and hide in bathroom like a wounded dog.
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"Don't want to go into the pool rn, Auntie's Visiting"
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Code word for jacking off, or masturbating.
Greg visits Jack everyday.
Dude- Where's Bob today?
Dude 2- Hes visiting Jack.
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an important person who often gets special treatment, such as someone who is visiting to observe the workplace
A visiting fireman passed through town today.
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A place where dreams die, and teachers have ears that are really, REALLY sensitive. Really nice people go there, and you can make some good friends, but the faculty fuckin sucks(Other than like 0.00001% of them)
Things to avoid: Teachers, cheerleaders(drama queens),and especially sister motherfuckin barbara
Actually, just avoid the school all together
Friend who's not in visi: Hey man how's Visitation BVM School?
Me: It fuckin sucks. Like it always has
1. Losing your virginity.
2. Having sex with a virgin.
Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?
Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.
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A pregNancy scare or a real pregNancy
I hope last night's escapades don't result in a visit from Nancy!