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a stinky romanian who is stuck at plat 2 because he has no game sense. he also likes wanking off with razor blades glued to his hands. can never have a positive kd.
Girl 1 : "Oh my god! Robert Vlad is such a smelly boy, I love him so much!"
Girl 2 : "Eve shut the fuck up."
Vlad favorite letter in the whole wide world is IGREGA. He likes CAWS and likes Crab Rave an amazing quality sound. He is good boy but mean when he doesn’t get vodka. DAAAA
Vlad K is CAW
The male sex organ used to eject semen and urine out.
More commonly know as a "penis".
Vlad the Impaler invaded the Ottoman Empire.
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The nickname of Big Al, receiving this name from the extremely large penis he has. So gargantuan that in the process of sexual intercourse Al has impaled many of his ladies/victims going from the vagina straight through the brain.
It is also believed that this anomaly, I mean the pure massiveness of his penis, is the result of Big Al being the child of Chuck Norris.
Shit! Vlad the Impaler has struck again! Well boys I don’t think this bitch will be walking for a while.
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This is where an individual has to take a shit in the wee hours of the morning and sleepily stumbles into the bathroom without turning on the lights. Being half asleep and disoriented in the dark,the individual squats,but is off a few inches,and sits on the handle to the toilet brush or commode plunger located next to the toilet,thusly impaling themselves.
After my terrifying Vlad the Impaler experience,I now religiously turn on the bathroom lights.
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A lightweight, scrawney male that drives a miata and gets rejected by all girls and like to be called puto.He is also very clingy and can't take a hint.
Dude move on stop being a vlad.
Bro you only had on shot why you busting a vlad.
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Anyone nick named mad lad vlad the lad is completely insane and is often found doing cartwheels and being insane in their natural habitat
“Vlad the lads doing cartwheels our the back”
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