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to volkswagen

(verb) to act differently in a testing environment in order to pass a test

During my lie detector exam, I had to volkswagen to not get caught lying.

by cargobrrr November 4, 2021


Volkswagen ist bitten sied

It is a romanian joke refered as an Volkswagen wrecked in a wall.

Volkswagen ist bitten sied - Volkswagen izbită-n zid. - Volkswagen wrecked in a wall
What car will the class clown get?

A Volkswagen izbită-n zid.

by Vllad February 14, 2022


Volkswagen Passat GTE

It's a Fucking Car

You're stupid if You Search This up on This Website.

Mary: What's a Volkswagen Passat GTE?
Johnson Johansson Johan Jonathan: It's a Car, Mary, It's a Fucking Car

by Anonymous swede from sweden July 21, 2023


Volkswagen front-end

A girl’s vagina when seen through her pants, esp. in a seated position.

I messed up my titration the other day. My partner was sitting on a lab stool, and I got distracted by her Volkswagen front-end.

by coleopter September 19, 2020


GTI VOLKSWAGEN

A gti Volkswagen is commonly driven by fully hecktic wogs trying to chop jap cars or just any rich white girl cause there parents bought it for them.

Oi bro, did you see me fly past that silvia at the red light back there, gti Volkswagen are that quick aye

by Milfhunter47 April 2, 2019


Volkswagen Touran

One of the fastest economic lightweight beautiful mpv's made ever Especially the 2007-2010 was offered with a majestic engine the 1.4 TSI Twincharged engine which could blow away your sports car.. Handles very well for the size and is super luxurious when you add the extras. Dual exhaust is hidden to look more like a sleeper that flashes its lights for you to move over the fast lane. Usually their owners are supreme cause its more expensive than the other peasantry mpv's you can get . Often mistaked as an eos or passat of their era. Whoever friend tells you that it doesnt as good to their leased (as fast as a grave) toyota or honda challenge them to a drag race or blast your 10 stock speakers to blow them away

Hey bro did that Volkswagen Touran just blast by us while we were doing 200?
-Yeah bro Its a Touran we better throw our sports car to buy one of these

by hondaslayer January 27, 2019


my Volkswagen

My most prized car
(I don’t own a Volkswagen)

Person 1 “My fricken car is so cool”
Person 2 “What kind
Person 1 “Fricken my Volkswagen”
Person 2 “Oh shit”

by swag sam December 21, 2023