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(verb) to act differently in a testing environment in order to pass a test
During my lie detector exam, I had to volkswagen to not get caught lying.
My most prized car
(I don’t own a Volkswagen)
Person 1 “My fricken car is so cool”
Person 2 “What kind”
Person 1 “Fricken my Volkswagen”
Person 2 “Oh shit”
People who drive Volkswagen vans wave when they pass each other
Guy always uses the Volkswagen wave when driving his van
Mathew mcconihay in dazed and confused driving around picking up high school girls
Stop being a creeper and trying to undercover Volkswagen these girls
Verb
To design a product in a way such that passing its testing is prioritized above being functional.
John volkswagened his product
(translated, designed his product specifically to pass testing without regard to usability)
to get it into mass production, and his company ended up failing after it started to malfunction.
A car brand that looks nice but has terrible reliability.
Billy: Where is the boss today? Why is he late?
Guy 2: I don't know. He probably drove his Volkswagen,
Billy: Ohhh the VW is giving him trouble? No suprise there!