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(muhd-vol-ee-bawl): verb - a sexual act in which the male poops out his poop into his female counterparts anus and as he inserts his penis in to her porkpit over and over again his balls will smack his own poop that is now in and around her anus thus creating mud volleyball.
1. Hey girl... trying to play some mud volleyball? I've got the poo if you have the butthole.
2. The other day my girlfriend and I were playing mud volleyball and I got feces all over the inside of my thighs.
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Men's Volleyball is a faster paced and harder hitting game in comparison to Women's Volleyball. The main aspect of the Men's game is to spike the ball as hard as possible on to the opposing teams court space. Men's Volleyball is a truly under-appreciated sport that has been left out due to things such as Title 9 or high school jocks that think tackling people is how to become a man. Most men's athlete weightlift, practice, and focus harder then regular athlete because the need to prove themselves to other athletes. In sad cases where the men's volleyball team usually sucks... be proud of the team that walked all over them, like the Eden, NY team every year for the past 20 years wins... Volleyball is not just a womens sport, watch the olympics and watch the Men's team destroy other teams by a) packing them in the chest, b) hitting them in the face, a.k.a. facial, c) bouncing the ball off a blockers head, a.k.a. dome d) Housing- act of blocking an opposing hitter straight down... Btw usually men's volleyball players are in good with the women's volleyball players, the ones who wear the spandex... yea, sucks to not play volleyball... VBALL is life...
Person 1: I can't, I have Volleyball...
Person 2: Really! You play Men's Volleyball??? AWESOME
(the ever used phrase every volleyball player knows so well)
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Volleyball played by Mexicans who are all under 5'6" using a heavy soccer ball. The net is about 15 feet high and due to the weight of the ball it needs to be 'carried' in order to be passed to the next player. There is virtually no limit on how many times you can pass the ball to your players before it is hit over the net to the opposing team.
-Wanna play some mexican volleyball?
-No, man, my wrists hurt, let's play soccer.
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A volleyball queen(s) are a group of girls, or one female who think they rule the sport of volleyball just because they are on their school volleyball team, or are on their local city volleyball team (all you have to pay is a large amount of money $1500-3000). They are usually regular girls when they are not near a volleyball. But when there is a group of 6 people playing for example, and 5 are volleyball queens, they will completely ignore the "non volleyball player" and totally let out their inner Regina George. Sometimes, they may even say, "You can't play with us." The only time that person gets to bump or spike is when she gets to retrieve the ball. Even then, the person you spike to may just let the ball drop in front of her. Sometimes, they will allow you to play to look nice but if you mess up they'll give you the meanest glare EVER and stomp off to retrieve it. Or they'll start whispering furiously to the person next to her while staring at you.
Signs that a person MAY be a volleyball queen: You carry a volleyball to school everyday. You play volleyball before school, during lunch, or after school. You literally go crazy if you are not allowed to play volleyball when a volleyball is 5 feet or closer to you. Most of your Instagram photos are of your volleyball team, you blocking someone, you spiking, or you playing volleyball at the beach with a bikini on. You LOVE Lululemon.
Volleyball queens are basically bitches when it comes to volleyball.
"Oh. My gosh. I was playing volleyball with some people today and i spiked a perfect ball to McKenzie and she just watched it fall. What a bitch."
"No, she's not bitch. She's a VOLLEYBALL QUEEN."
"Did you see my roll shots? It was perfect every single time! It was funny how everyone tried to copy me except they all failed lmao.
"Dude. You're acting a bit like a volleyball queen right now.
"No I'm not! You're just jealous because no one ever passes the ball to you and everyone passes it to me."
"Exactly."
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a girl who loves volleyball and has great passion for the sport. whether she’s a hitter, setter, or ds she will work her best to win and show dedication to the sport. a hitter will get kills, a setter will get assists, a ds will get digs and it’s all so they get that sense of excitement to get one point closer to a win.
boy 1: dude are you gonna go watch the volleyball game?
boy 2: yea i gotta go see all of the volleyball players.
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verb.
The art of David Sterns' NBA where black millionaires are encouraged to entertain their white owners by jumping and tapping the basketball around until one of them is able to dunk. Jump shooters need not apply.
man 1 "Did you catch the Knicks vs. the Bulls last night?"
man 2 "Yeah, but after the first bricked jump shot it turned into african volleyball so I shut it off."
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A middle-aged woman ranging from the ages of mid 20's to 40's. Feels entitled at any moment to brag that her daughter is the best. Speeds 25 mph over and buys Starbucks every other hour. Schedules team bondings every week and demands her daughter has playing time. Tries to befriend the coach and manage everything. No matter what she does her daughter is still unhappy.
"At the tournament I saw so many Volleyball moms it hurt"