Jizz Vom

When somethings so good it makes you want to jizz but so bad that it makes you want to vomit (vom) at the same time

uhhh carbs...jizz vom!

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vom-bom

To eject the contents of ones stomach through their mouth into anything other than a toilet. Frat boys may know as a sign that they are sure to get some tonight.

"...and as soon as she put it in her mouth she Vom-Bomed inside my pants. No, but realy guys... what a rocking body; that was a night i will never forget."

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vom bucket

An exaggeration on the word “vom” (slang for vomit), normally a retort to something that makes you feel like vomiting a bucket's worth - figuratively of course.

Karin: "Look, over there! That building is the Korean Couples Cinema, only couples can see films there."

Jei: "Oh my word, pass me the vom bucket!"

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vom Feinsten

It is used when you think something is really funny or not useful or redicolous.

this pic was really vom Feinsten.

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Mini-Vom

A small hurl of puke, often done purposefully to make the person feel more refreshed after taking lots of drugs, or perhaps alcohol.

A friend: "Mate. whats wrong? You look ill."
Kethead: "Mwer, need, a, er, mini-vom."
And he throws up...

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vom-o-rama

When something is so disgusting, it not only requires a single vommit, it requires a whole vommitting session.

Oliver Jonas Queen: "I'm going to put maple syrup on my eggs"

Perry Mason: "Eggs touching maple syrup? Vom-o-rama"

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totes vom tom

Totally vomiting tomorrow

Oh my god, I'm so drunk. I hope I'm not totes vom tom.