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sugar wafer

A rich white girl, generally between the age of 18-30, who gives people financial support in exchange for sex that drinks a lot of Starbucks, fucks a lot of black guys with big dicks, and wears ugg boots.

Yo nigga, I got me a new sugar wafer, she give more than welfare.

by John Higgens January 5, 2016


dirty chocolate wafer

a wafer that u drop on the floor but pick up and still eat it

aw man i dropped my chocolate wafer
“oh no! now u have a dirty chocolate wafer”

by dirtychocolatewafer June 22, 2023


wafer fab

wafer fab (adjective)

1. The kind of fabulousness exhibited only by the dangerously skinny

2. The quality of having been fabricated like an exemplary wafer

see also: heroin chic

"All the contestants in this season of America's Next Top Model are wafer fab!"

by Lauren K-chicken-wing April 8, 2008


nilla wafer

What people eat when they run out of cookies.

Damnit, we’re out of cookies. All we have is an 8-year old box of Nilla Wafers in the back of the pantry.

by Jfman August 9, 2018


Captain's Wafers

Captain's Wafers is an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Its' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years

Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023


Captain's Wafers

An American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years

Captain's Wafers are the best cracker brand.

by SPrice1980 April 30, 2022


Captain's Wafers

an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc.

According to David Beard, the director of training at Lance, Inc., the name of the Captain's Wafers came from the idea that "on a ship, the captains always had the best of everything when it came to meals.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023