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fugly twat waffle

Ugly twat waffle is a nasty shirveled up twat that is to disgusting to be anything other then a dried up wanna be gold diggin whore mooching off a man who chooses the easy piece over the 100% women

"Go ahead and keep ur fugly twat waffle, Im better of wit out ur dumbass."

by Moochiepoo May 30, 2017

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Westphalia Twat Waffle

Anyone from Westphalia Missouri. Similar to your common twat waffle, with the added benefit of a closed gene pool. These are the basement dwellers of twat wafflery. Feeding young waffles random roadkilled items such as possum at an early age intensifies the waffle effect. Uncle daddy needs his Milwaukeeโ€™s Best, got to skimp on groceries. These Westphalia dandies do it all brother, and in their mid 60โ€™s IQ mind, they know everything, making communication with these brush apes all but impossible.

Me: dammit Chase! Are you going to make out with your cousin Jared all day or are you going to get to work??
Chase: your so dumb! Iโ€™m not making out with him, Iโ€™m giving him a handy behind the truck door.

Me: You Westphalia Twat Waffles are fired!!

by Westphalia City Hall January 9, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


twat waffle

noun- a person who performs oral sex on their partner and expects nothing in return.

Boomer: "I ate maggie out last night" Chris: "Did she suck your dick?" Boomer: "Nope" Chris: "Fucking twat waffle"

by Regnarg Sirch May 11, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum guzzling twat waffle

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting

joe: you you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

by Dj I<haled June 26, 2007

40๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum covered twat waffle

a shriveled up vagina that looks like a waffle that is also smuthered in cum.

Frank is acting like such a cum covered twat waffle. its ridiculous!!!

by Hawaiian Joe November 16, 2006

113๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cunt sucking twat waffle

Any stupid person who needs a swift kick in the ass and maybe to the head.

In sentence:
"You cunt sucking twat waffle!!!"

Whore, slut, prostitute... some really stupid fuck who needs a life or needs to die.

by Flame Fuck January 24, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cum guzzling twat waffle

The title pretty much sums it up.

That Susan is a cum guzzling twat waffle whore beast.

by BOOGEY MAN 123 August 24, 2016