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Waffles

A thermal tee/long sleeve tee in which its stiching forms the look of what you see on a square-waffle. There's also the expression Syrupin' the Waffles which ties into it.

Mr. Crashands was wearing his Waffles today due to the fact it was snowing outside. He was also attempting to keep his penis as not-small as possible.

by JorBaLLantine November 24, 2006

24πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


waffle

A newly created religion which involves complete devotion to waffles. There are 10 basic pillars known as 'The ten Wafflements'

This religion created on the 22 November 2007 has already picked up many followers via conversion from other faiths and has an even bigger growth rate than most other religions. Our god is not a figure but merely an object. It communicated to us through a burning waffle iron one cold day, it spoke of infinite knowledge and wisdom. It promises to bring us all a higher level of happiness for ourselves and our friends and family. To show your faith to the waffle god it simply requests a small donation every 22 of November to ensure the entire world doesn't collapse on itself into a flat waffle. It has spoken, now its your turn!

The 10 Wafflements:

1. thou shall follow in the footsteps of all waffles

2. thou shalt not commit wafflery unless holding a valid permit

3. thou without waffles is without life

4. regular tributes of waffles are required to stay alive in our world

5. thou shall not harm any waffle or they shall be waffled upon

6. committing adultery with another waffle is punishable by death using molten waffles

7. worshiping anything other then waffles is punishable by death and this shall be a slow death in a waffle sandwich with boiling syrup running down it.

8. confusing waffles with pancakes is considered treason which results in a shoot on site order against you

9. unsuitable use of waffles or stealing waffles will result in a punishment of rape by waffles

10. waffles rulez lolololololol

Follow these and you shall prosper. May the waffle be with you

by Disciple of the waffle November 22, 2007

24πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Waffled

The condition of a woman's bottom after a sadist with OCD has made first a perfect row of welts vertically, and then horizontally, using a riding crop. The appearance of this physical condition is not unlike a waffle with strawberry syrup. This effect is best on pale white skin or slightly tanned skin.

"While she did not enjoy it initially, once L.A. was a little over half-waffled, the warming heat spreading from the strokes of the crop spread far enough for her to really enjoy it."

by SMData December 26, 2011

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Waffle

(adj.)
1. A better word for legit.
2. Cool, dope, etc.

Your bike is hella waffle.

by breakfastfoods June 30, 2010

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Waffle

The all holy breakfast food of champions

Are you going to finish that waffle? If not, I'll kick you in the fucking teeth you heathen. Quit looking at those pancakes and eat some waffles, cunt!

by Look April 9, 2003

12πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


waffles

Waffles is another word used instead of rofl. beacuse one day me and my mate where chatin and he said rofl and i thought he said waffles so i was like mate waffles and he was like what i was like mate its so the new word,

The point is it means What a funny fucking load of extra shit (waffles for short)

Mate you have a tiny penius, mate waffles!

by Waffles Inventor September 25, 2010

11πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Waffl

Wafl is omori Stan and leaker for ded gam fal gus moblue isn’t in development he also likes fg pancak bc why not he likes omori and not maro galaxy lek fal gus moblue waf

Nevertrustbruh:ratio moblue waffl man

by Nfgsus September 7, 2021