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ink wand

When a homeboy sticks his dick in a girls ass then puts it in her girls mouth.

He totally ink wanded that broad.

by dos osos January 9, 2020


cheese wand

1: Someone who suffers with a complete lack of inteligence.

2: An unwashed penis

after a few beers he acts like a cheese wand

by tenbob July 7, 2009


wand vomit

that which is expelled from a penis following any form of sexual excitement

My girlfriend was playing with my cock last night and she let me shoot my wand vomit all over her naked chest

by MMWC July 5, 2013


Wand-waving

When a guy waves his penis around trying to get his partner to either have sex with him or suck it.

My boyfriend was wand-waving at my apartment last night. He REALLY wants to get me pregnant.

by ARJM13 July 31, 2016


Wank Wand

Slang term for a penis

I would love Emma Watson to handle my Wank Wand

by Lenny15Prez II January 8, 2013


jizzard wand

The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics

Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.

by Sand Acres March 21, 2016


gravy wand

A baguette used to magic away excess gravy.

I fetched the gravy wand and cleared my plate.

by Lord Gooseberry February 7, 2022