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Heated seats in a car, so called because it heats up my ass.
Brrrr, it's -21 C, I must turn on my ass warmer on my commute to work
A girl that’s only good for taking a load of cum. Sometimes keeping it warm for the next guy as lube.
Had a threesome with that slut and her boyfriend. She’s just a cum warmer for the second act.
Elbow pads made of taped together used condoms
Damn my elbows are cold
Here have a wenis warmer
Ew wtf
Someone who spends most of their time looking at their reflection.
Bob:Would you stop being a mirror warmer for a second?!
Jennifer:Hold on!A few more moments!
When a guy is going at with a girl from behind and holding her arms back and just before he finishes he pulls out and fills her hand.
Hey babe you look cold, did you need the hand warmer?
When you place your hot penis between the cold cheeks of your significant other
Person 1:Man last night I had to give my girl a bun warmer.
Person 2:That's rough bro.
Short nugget like individual. Can't run, claims he goes gym. But just look at the fatty. Doesn't know English. Failed the immigration test.