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Anywhere within 1 hour to 1 day or more with out Wattpad (An E-book Community)
Symptoms-Extreme Boredom, Crying Uncontrollably, The Creation Of A Facebook Page, Spamming People, Ultimate Randomness, Anger etc..
Causes- AMAZON!!,no computer,no internet,strict parents,the site it blocked,the Wattpad server is down
Mary- OMG Im soo upset, Wattpad is down..
Johnny-You Have WWS
Mary- Whats That??
Johnny- Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome
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1. An oddly-flirty jock who is unnecessarily mean to the female (or male, in boyxboy cases) main character of a Wattpad story. By around the last 10-2 chapters of the Wattpad story, they're on the track to a situationship. In some cases, if the Wattpad story receives 200+ views, there will be a sequel marked Mature where they have a rubber-free relationship. In some cases, when the Wattpad story reaches 10k+ views, there will be a trilogy where they have children.
2. A guy who is unnecessarily mean to the main character of a Wattpad story. This version is not an enemies to lovers story, but a plot device to make the crush or best friend of the main character console her. In some cases, the bro of the Wattpad bully and crush of the main character will stand up for her.
1. "Sure, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan (or something else frat boy) might be a massive asshat, but he's hot tbh" "I would wanna go out with him if I wasn't such a nerdy nerd, I'm just too nerdy for him 😔" *proceeds to date*
2. Wattpad bully (m) bro: "It's okay, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan might be a bully, but I think you're cute" *closes bedroom door*
-the act of reading Wattpad fanfictions and not being in the mood of anyone else disturbing you
"Hey, what are you up to?"
"Oh, I'm wattpadding. Don't bother me, I'm in the zone."
Picture this: you're chillin' like a penguin in a sauna, minding your own business, when suddenly your brain starts doing the Macarena and insists it's time to write a Wattpad fanfiction. This condition, scientifically known as "Imaginative Scribblemania," strikes at the most inconvenient times, like when you're supposed to be adulting or sleeping.
Now, brace yourself for the twisty plot noodles: you're not just writing any fanfic; you're resurrecting the mythical legends, Domique Ash and Sofia Hex. These two are like the Avengers of your imagination, and their fans are thirstier for their comeback than a dehydrated cactus in the Sahara.
Satanas : Caught in the grip of Wattpad Fanfiction Fever, Emily concocted a wildly imaginative tale where Cristiano Ronaldo traded his cleats for wizard robes, casting spells on the soccer field while Domique Ash and Sofia Hex cheered from the sidelines.
They are crazy possessive and obsessed with the girl, they give crazy constant attention to the girl and expect the same attention from the girl, wattpad men feel so addicting and they make you feel so protected and safe. They hate it when you talk to other men even in a friendly way, so jealous and possessive, you're always his and belong to him and so does he.
Just the basic classic example of a wattpad men 'You're mine' ----"He's so wattpad"
the darkest place on the internet that has never been explored due to its mysteriousness
person 1: hey what's in kaitlyns wattpad archive?
person 2: probably just boring stuff.... i think