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The epic wedgie a teenage boy would get for wearing a Jack Welch suit to school.
I'd wear it to school, but who needs a Welch wedge?
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The person in the middle of a ménage à trois (a threesome)!
Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge
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a girl who looks good from 100 yards and out.
Did you see her body?
Yeah it was hot but too bad she was a pitching wedge, her face was busted.
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Common throughout the world, the Utah wedge is when a car attempts to pass another car, but stays the same speed and blocks the road for anyone else to pass.
Upon seeing three cars side by side going 45mph down the highway: "It's the freakin' Utah wedge!"
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Something I came up with its kinda like piss ant or piss monkey. But its basically when your being stubborn and annoying or are just a cunt
"Your such a piss wedge" or "stop being a piss wedge"
Abortion
Stem Cell Research
Gay Marriage
Guns
Jesus and God
"Sometimes called the 3 G's. Jesus, Guns, and Gays."
Christian conservatives vote entirely on the wedge issues.
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A screwed up piece of toilet paper placed between the buttocks as a safety net after a heavy night on the cider
'old up moi lover, Oi need to change moi Devon wedge. That Scrumpy is coming through me loike a flock of starlings!
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