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Pete wentz ( full name Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III )is the awsumist bassit from the awsumist Fall Out Boyin 2005 pete attempted suicide ( though he does not like to call it that)he was in hospital for a short time and took some time to recover before returning back to Fall Out Boyin 2006 he took photos of his p33n and it took many people of fall out boy. Pete also is the owner of Clandestine industries
and he is one of the hottest duddes eva!
pete wentz lyrics:i sat outside my front window...this stories going somewhere
he's well hung and i am hanging up
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Bassist for the band Fall Out Boy who steadily became more and more of a sell out. He married Ashlee Simpson and currently is the host of an MTV show. He also owns a shitty clothing company called Clandestine and has obviously forgotten about his band that made him famous in the first place. He has a large fanbase made up primarily of 14 year old emo girls, even though hes about 4 foot nothing and looks like a monkey.
14 year old girl: WOW! PETE WENTZ IS SO HOT. IM GONNA GO OUT AND BUY TONS OF CLANDESTINE CLOTHES AND MAYBE HE'LL LEAVE ASHLEE SIMPSON FOR ME.
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A sex act; when someone deficates on another persons chest while listening to the pop band Fall out boy.
Hey babe, wanna get down and do a Pete Wentz with me
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10 things about Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy
He's a big headed whore face.
He doesnt give 2 fucks about his fans.
He's arogant even Patrick, Andy and Joe have agreed.
He licks basses (Dork)
Says "um" a lot.
Took a monkey to the VMA's as a date because he didnt have anyone else.
Still lives with his parents.
Tried killing himself.
Took pictures of his dick and then his sidekick got "stolen" and thus got published on the net.
Is alegedally dating Ashlee Simpson (silly Pete Wentz).
Looks like he needs a good wash.
Yup yup i think im about done oh not wait TROHMANIA = okay now im done.
One time I fell in love with a cat, then I realized it wasn't a human being. It was not as sexy as we thought.Pete Wentz" <--- fucking idiot
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Fucking, super, sexy man in the band Fall Out Boy.
Hey I went to a Fall Out Boy concert last night and seen Pete Wentz.
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The bassist and primary songwriter of Fall Out Boy. His bass playing skills are less than average with his very simple basslines and is probably in the band because he likes the rush of being on stage (I get the same feeling). His lyrics are good but they are better if you don't automatically say "oh this is fall out boy therefore it sucks". They were mostly written for the emos and those who are very angsty. Oh and the preppy teenage girls (much like my girlfriend) who have no idea what the words mean. Some people don't like his lyrics because it's complicated and uses metaphors and similies and movie quotes. People who listen to music do not want to think if they wanted to think they would be at school therefore to them the lyrics are terrible. He tried to kill himself once. God knows why. He had a picture of his penis released on the internet. People called it a publicity stunt but if someone got hold of my penis pictures i would be very embaressed because my mother should never have to see that. He is currently with Ashley Simpson although that will not last long. Most girls think Pete is the hottest thing ever when he really looks like the monkey's in the Thnks fr th Mmrs video. Other than that I'm sure he is a cool guy. Mostly because he has my name.
Some weird dude: What the hell?! "I loved everything about you that hurts" That makes no sense
Me: That's from the movie Closer.
I have another one that happened at a fall out boy concert with some like 16 yr old girl. True story.
16 yr old girl: (to god knows who) OMG Pete Wentz is sooooo hot (looks at me) Your hot. almost as hot as Pete You two look a lot a like
Me: Esp. with my blonde hair, blue eyes. I have a gf.
16 yr old: So. I'm married to Pete but he wont find out.
The conversation went something like that and I switched sides with my friend
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one of the worst STDs you can get. causes you to get this sudden urge to wear xxxxsmall womens polo shirts and sweat a lot in them. also causes you to put on some sort of retarded sneer whenever you get your picture taken that makes you look as if you have some horrible lip defect.
A: hey, what's wrong with Alex? lately he's been going around wearing his eleven year old sister's hoodies and baring his teeth at people.
B: oh, he has Peter Wentz. a good dose of Fifty Cent should take care of that.
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