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Toasted wet willy

The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.

Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.

by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022


vegan wet willy

Sticking a finger that's been dipped in water into someone's ear.

Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."

by CaptainLongnipples May 7, 2018


ultra wet willy

The act of licking your long shlong and repeatedly shoving it in the guy/girl/dog/cat/or whatever kinky shit your into's ear.

I'm gonna shove my dick in your ear and give you an ultra wet willy.

by Mattymins1123 July 22, 2015


Tactical Wet Willy

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.

My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.

by Jakestastyballs December 29, 2020


Mexican Wet Willy

When you finger someone after eating spicy food with your hands.

“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”

by SaraMrk June 26, 2021


Mexican Wet Willy

The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.

Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.

by Aaron The Terrible March 22, 2018


ultimate wet willy

The Ultimate Wet Willy can be attained by a group of guys only. The Ultimate Wet WIlly involves each of the guys jerking off and then all of the semon is put into a sleeping person's ear.

Bob was the first to fall asleep at the sleep over, so the other guys decided to gay out and give him an ultimate wet willy/

by J.D.N. August 13, 2006

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