Whitey Wagon

When a white girl has a ghetto booty booty

Yo did u see the whitey wagon on that white girl?

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Whitey McCrackerhonky

Made famous by RayWilliamJhonson meaning a white person trying way to hard to be black

Did you see will with all that fake ass bling on?
Yeah hes such a Whitey McCrackerhonky

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Tighty whitey

Only the coolest underwear ever! Also the worst underwear for boys to be wedgied in

I wear tighty whiteys

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whitey sense

The uneasy feeling minorities get when they sense a large number of white people in their immediate vicinity.

Derived from Spiderman's "Spidey Sense" a.k.a. the feeling he gets when he senses impending danger.

As Malik and Jose walked by Starbucks, they felt their whitey sense tingle.

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tightey-whiteys

men's briefs: white, with wide elastic band

With his nice buns, Johnny Vince makes even tightey-whiteys look good.

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whitey merchant

; someone who is sick evertime they drink alcohol

'you are a whitey merchant

Whitey Maid

This is the 'Whitey Victim''s bitch who is roped into looking after the poor stoner who's 'hit white', often because they threw up in their house and the 'Whitey Maid' is forced to clean it up because the Victim is too lazy.

On the night - 'Jayk, clean up your sick!'

'Nah, I'm gonna sleep instead.'
Days later - 'Jayk, you whitey victim!'

'Shut up Josh, you were my whitey maid!'

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