why

There are no answers to why questions. So don't bother asking them, there will just be a never-ending onslaught of questions, somewhat similar to asking someone to count to the highest number.

Kid: Why did you ride your bike?
Sister: Because I don't have a car.
Kid: Why don't you have a car?
Sister: Because I can't afford one
Kid: Why can't you afford one?
Sister: Because I don't have a job.
Kid: Why don't you have a job?
Sister: Because I spend all my time smoking crack.
Kid: Why do you smoke crack?
Sister: .....

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why

What Nancy Kerrigan said way to much.

Nancy (weeping): Why?...Why? Why?...Why? Whywhy? Why?

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Why Not Not

The act of a comeback to "why not" often used in a smart ass way to be funny and shut someone up from asking why.

Person 1: I'm sick.
Person 2: why?
Person 1: Why not?
Person 3: Why not not!
Person 1: .....what?

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why

because your parents didn't have enough money to pay for an abortion.

Mum, why is that man next to you in that picture with a baby in his hands?

why

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANNISH INQUiSITION

why didn't i expect the the spanish inquisition :(

why for

see; why come

why for do you brush your toothes?

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Why?!

The first thing you say when you stub your when walk by an stationary object, in your bare feet, and you hit your toe's'

*walking by a chair*

Jen: hey mom can you help me with....
*crack*
Jen:OUCH! WTF!! Why?! would a chair be right here!

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