Someone who connects to a Wifi hotspot, without the owner knowing it.
A: Where are you?
B: Near a gasstation.
A: Hotspot?
B: Yeah.
A: Cool... Wifi Ninja!
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Really bad wifi because this person is at work
I have fernilia wifi now
One's wifi so bad that they can not stop lagging this type of wifi can be seen in video games or Mcdonald's itself
Let me tell you this wifi is TRASH
Person 1: OH My GOD I KEEP LAGGING
Person 2: HA YOU HAVE MCDONALD'S WIFI
Really bad or slow wifi connection.
"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."
"She totally has Walmart wifi!"
This occurs when a person is stranded on a lonely figurative island of desperation by being disconnected from the internet and walks by a free wifi area (restaurant, home, cafe, etc...), and nonchalantly stands outside and mooches the wifi signal.
Ah sorry I'm late man, my internet is down again. I totally had to drive-by wifi that Cosi on the way over here.
non existant
Person 1: "Dude you have jamie wifi"
Person 2:"What wifi"
Jamie:" guys shut
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