Rule #1 No Boomers
Rule #2 No Zoomers
Rule #3 No Weebs (under penalty of death, I’m looking at you, Phil)
Rule #4 No Marvel Stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No K-Pop
Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship is F**k
Rule #8 No Videos I’ve Already Seen Before
Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Sh*t
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud Videos Are Sometimes Funny
Wilbur: guys, remember the 11 Wilbur Soot YLYL Rules.
Wilbur: *states all 11 rules*
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Rule #1 No boomers
Rule #2 No zoomers
Rule #3 No weebs (Under penalty of death(I'm looking at you Phil))
Rule #4 No Marvel stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No Kpop
Rule #7 No MLP, friendship is fuck
Rule #8 No videos I've already seen before
Rule #9 Staged videos are shit
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud videos are sometimes funny
11a) Not funny 11b) Funny
Rule #12 That fucking cat in a wheelchair video is shit
Rule #13 Phil is always right
Rule #14 Respect all authority, unless they infringe on your rights, then brick a police windshield
Rule #8!! I've already seen this video 100 times!! Wilbur Soot ylyl rules!!
Life isn't what I thought it'd be when I was a kid on VoIP I though when I got older I'd marry her and told her now I'm 26 and I work in a office nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest if I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT DODODDODO IVE GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST A DOORMAT DODODOD AND EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCAIL SKILLS DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS anyway, make the most of him 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick oh-oh YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE (woo!)
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17
How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned
I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...
A: dude I really like the song Your new boyfriend by Wilbur soot
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream
Wilbur Soot is constantly making his E-boy type shit music for his E-boy type shit boys and E-girl type shit girls. Normal people usually don't like his music, because they know that it is indeed trash. He mainly tries to get young underaged Girls with his Fake British Accent and gay E-boy type clothing, he also just copies his YouTube Content from other Youtubers like RTGames. An example for this would be his community build videos. He is mainly referred to as Discord Mods by intellectual people with high IQ. Mainly only young women who try to relate to his stereo type, with their fake depression and their E-girl type Instagram-posts, using some kind of "cute"-filter like and watch him for the E-boy affection. This is hella cringe, donate 5$ a year to help those lost souls look for a better life now at scam.com.
This song is a Wilbur Soot Music Type Beat. (Trash Music)
Fuck that Wilbur Soot Music Type Beat.
No-one likes Wilbur Soot Music Type Beat songs.
Wilbur Soot Music Type Beat is commonly a trash genre to begin with.
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Wilbur soot is so mfing fruity towards schlatt and quackity I had to make this just to call him out. Wilbur if you see this your more homo then my left (IMAGINARY, I have no gender) nutsack that's rainbow
Random person 1: hey who's that?
Me:oh, some gay bitch named Wilbur soot
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Simp who is in a band and streams at twitch.tv/wilbursoot and started a war on their dream smp
Are you like wilbur soot
Minus the band and streaming I’m like him
A twitch streamer he also writes songs most known for your new boyfriend but I really like his album your city gave me asthma recommend it it’s really good.
Wilbur is cool my uncomfort streamer
Me: I love your city gave me asthma
Random: what
Me: by Wilbur soot
Random:who
Me: urban dictionary
Random:ok *scared look*
Me:Stan wilbur/hj