I am legend

1. A kickass movie with Will Smith.

2. In Call of Duty 4, when one holds a live frag grenade in one's hand and charges at the enemy in an attempt to kill both oneself and the opposing soldier(s) in the blast. (does not work with flashbang or smoke grenades)

I was about to knife that noob for a 10-kill streak, but he fucking pulled an "I am legend" before I could kill him.

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i am lying

yes i am... oh wait i'm not... wait no?.. THE FUCK?

i am lying, or am i?

I Am The Milkman

Commonly used by people who are milkmen

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!

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The big 'I am'

Someone thinking they're all that;When one thinks they're of higher authority/importance than they are; acting like the legend only you believe yourself to be!

Did you see that bloke? Giving it all that, thinking he's the big 'I am'?!

or

"So I'm there, giving it the big 'I am', and then I realize I've got nothing to back it up with!".

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The way I am

Talk like a poet.
Being romantic like love songs.
Dance like King Kong.
Proudly live like the monarchy.

The way I am
certainly is not as same as Sam.

Charming and a little bit lame,
that's the way I am.

Bonus:
«I have a hard time visualizing what a dancing King Kong looks like 🤣😂»

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i am the table

Something to scream when you are so angry but your parents/Teacher/Relatives are nearby so you can't swear. Also one of the greatest lyrics used by Metallica's James Hetfield ever.

"SON OF A BIT-.....*sigh*.....I AM THE TABLE!"

"I am the view
I am the table
I am the view
I am the table
I am all this!
I am the root, the progress, the aggressor
I am the table
I am the ten stories
I am the table!
I am, I am, I am, I am!
I ammmmmm!"

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i am fine

The sentence women use mere moments before unleashing hell at a nearby male.

1. I am fine, Charlotte said while she slowly murdered Jacob with her eyes.

2. It's fine. "the beginning of apocalypse now 2"

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