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The most incredible, sexy, beautiful man alive
I love Jeffery Bezos, I don't know how anyone couldn't!
he is the dumbest person in the world, he likes men, and is chunkey
The god that is the mascot of Toys"R"Us. Sadly, he isn't seen as much since Toys"R"Us went out of business. He is still active on Twitter, however.
Jeffery the Giraffe is the mascot of Toys"R"Us and is literally a god.
I know I already said it: but if some people who have tape can't be seen, that's because they aren't tape.
How to become Tape Jeffery? Just tape yourself! In this series I have been talking with Dave and his crew to get us started with tape Jefferies and what we can become.
So let's get started!
1) Create your own Tape Jefferies.
2) Create your own Tape Jefferies and a personal tape reel.
3) Build your own tapes tape reel. We will be doing both tape Jefferies and personal tape Jefferies.
4) Get Your Tape Jefferies And Tape Jefferies!
My brother wanted to do was be goofy and play pranks.
One day, he was playing with a roll of toilet paper.
He cut it in half, like a birthday cake and threw it at my mother.
He told her not to say anything, so my mom pretended not to notice.
My brother was getting tired of playing around and started to push the limits.
Then, he started to sing.
"Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you baby, baby... I hope you don't forget about me.
Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you soo much."
My mother continued to ignore him.
He sang the same song over and over again.
After the third time, my mother told him to stop singing and went to the living room.
He was thinking that he had finally gotten her attention and didn't want her to stop by saying something like, "Jeffery!
You are being annoying."
So, he took the toilet paper, walked to the hall closet and pulled out a roll of tape.
"Look!
It's Tape Jeffery!"
He was getting a laugh out of this.
I guess it was pretty funny for him to pull out this giant roll of tape and wrap it around my mother's arms and legs.
My brother enjoyed it.
He laughed harder than I have ever seen him laugh.
The tape started to tear when he was almost done with her.
He threw the toilet paper roll aside and grabbed the rest of the tape off the counter.
He was smiling and laughing at the same time.
He grabbed her by her arm and tape.
She started screaming, "Jeffrey!
No!
Please!
Stop!
Don't tape me."
He began to beat her.
Jess Jeffery is a talented athlete who is good at all sports, as well as being an amazingly likeable person. This may be due to her commendable modesty in light of her many achievements or maybe down to her un-assumed beauty - she is a real stunner! As she is so GORGE-OUS she will undoubtably grow up to be very successful and admired by all that are lucky enough to meet her.
"Oh my god, I WISH I was Jess Jeffery!"
Tall skinny dude who often rages.
Jeffery Ma is so tall and skinny
A gay cunt who cok sucks his moms dick and wines about a 9 year old on twich who looks like high sky!Watches naurto and is already going to area 69 !
YOu fucking gay Asian Jeffery Chong!Your a gay pot head!
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