Windy City

When a girl from Chicago farts on your dick

Mark banged some girl from Chicago and she gave him a taste of the windy city

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windy city

What tourists call Chicago, even though it draws snide looks from us natives.

Tourist: Golly! Now I know why they call this the Windy City.
Chicagoan: Oh, Jesus...

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windy dick

after gay men have sexual intercourse, Guy A removes himself from Guy B's pleasure zone and his weapon is dangling, A very gaseous Guy B breaks wind, causing Guy A's weapon to blow like a screen door in a hurricane.
This manuever is also known as "gone with the wind" or "The Windmill.

After Matt was done punishing Brent's foxhole, Brent layed a fart on Matt's incher, giving Matt the nastiest case on Windy Dick since the civil war.

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windy poo

to relieve ones self of excess methane in the digestive system

i windy pooed on your dads face.

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windy pickle

When you start jacking off so fast you create a slipstream with your penis.

When I pulled a windy pickle last night I blew my sheets off...

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windy shrimp

Where a person goes to kiss another person, but instead of any application of the tongue they blow in their mouth instead.

"Dude, that Queen of Bagels there went in as if she were gonna slip me the tongue, ya know?"

"Yeah man?"

"Instead, that phreaky chick gives me the windy shrimp!"

"No way!"

"Yes way! She totally blew in my mouth!"

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windy wendy

A variant of a Hot Richard whereby a lady queefs onto a man's beef baguette. Gale force winds usually followed by a drizzly shower.

The missus gave me a Windy Wendy last night!... It was so bad I almost had to buy a rain mac and wellies for my dick!

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