Pucker Winston

The act of taking the tip of one's nose inside another person's rectum, and clenching the cheeks with all your might.

While I was eating out my girlfriend from behind, I received a Pucker Winston.

Winstone Bogarde

To be one lazy fucker.

Pronounce Winstone BO-HARDER.

Former chelsea player aptly named Winstone Bogarde, who never played a single game in four years. But still raked in £40,000 a week. This was before the Roman Abramovich revolution.

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winston smith

1) Main character of George Orwell's famous book, 1984.

2 + 2 doesn't equal five. Who are you, Winston Smith?

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Winston-Salem

City of about 150,000 in West-Central North Carolina. It started as a tobacco town, and is the home or R.J. Reynolds Tobacco--makers of Camel, Winston and Salem cigarettes. Also famous for being the home of Wake Forest University and North Carolina School of the Arts. Krispy Kreme Doughnuts also started here about 70 years ago.
The home to one of two surviving Moravian communities in the country, and the Old Salem historical district is literally a 18th-Century town in the middle of the city.

Still very much a small southern town; city government has a fear of expansion and growth, and the "good old boys" still run things.

"I am going to Winston-Salem to buy some doughnuts and cigarettes."

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Winston Cigarette

A brand of cigarette indroduced in 1954 by the R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company. It quickly became the best selling brand in America. It held the Number 1 spot from 1966 to 1972, thanks to the successful marketing slogan "Winston tastes good like a cigarette should."

During the 1980s, Winston cigarettes became the most popular brand in Puerto Rico, probably because of their marketing "Winston y Puerto Rico: No hay nada mejor" ("Winston and Puerto Rico: There is nothing better"), as well as their cultural association with the "salsa sensual" or "salsa erotica" movement.

Guy 1: Hey can I have a cigarette?

Guy 2: Sure take a Winston Cigarette, there robust and full of flavor, additive free, and naturally smooth. They really do taste good like a cigarette should.

Guy 1: Wow thanks these Winston Cigarettes sure are robust and full of flavor.

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lazy winston

to get shit done with little effort

I only needed a C on my final exam so I did a lazy winston and passed the class.

Winston's Law

A rule describing the all-too-common occurrence of an inclusive, intelligent community becoming well-known and suddenly turning to shit.

Winston's Law states that, in general, the intelligence of a given group is inversely proportionate to its size.