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The excess weight a person gains over the course of the winter months. This normall starts around Christmas and progresses through January and February. People tend to gain winter weight when over holidays where food is abundant and also gain weight in order to survive in the cold weather. Winter weight is shedded during the spring time and is gone before summer.
Girl 1: Now that it's spring I've got to hit the gym.
Girl 2: I know. I've got to shed some winter weight if I'm going to be bikini ready for this summer.
A female who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's basic needs. The most contemptuous type of relationship in which a boy whispers sweet-nothings into a girls ear before disappearing for several days without explanation, bringing gifts, slowly objectifying her, treating her as a human condom, eventually terminating the affair when the weather improves or when he has found a suitable replacement.
Distinctive pattern of a winter wife:
- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing
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Yay Winter is over now all thats left is Winter 2.0 and then Summer!
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A phrase used to warn that hard times are coming, usually after a period when it seems as though everything is going well.
May be used as a retort to excessive bragging.
"Look at me I just bought a Benz, my stocks are up, my girlfriend's hot, I got the promotion, and you got nothing."
"Yeah well.... Winter is coming, my friend..."
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"Warning, Agent on your team is down."
"Warning, Agent on your team is down."
"Warning, Agent on your team is down."
"Warning, Agent on your team is down."
Game where u literally suffer from enemies and other shit
Jesse, we need to scavenge for loot Jesse.
B-But Mista White?!
Jesse, this Decaying Winter or whatever this game is, wants us dead, Jesse.
The time period in which a male teenager aged 14-18 makes bulking and dressing in all black while inserting high quality musical earplugs inside his eardrums, potentially ruining his eyesight because of the amount of caffeine in his body, going to the gym to alter his self-image and potentially not commit suicide.
Guy 1: Bro, why you've been so quiet lately, what's on your mind?
Guy 2: This winter arc.
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(noun) A person, especially a member of a political party or a military organization, who is hardcore, who endures during hard times. The opposite of "summer soldier", a phrase used by Thomas Paine to denote (and mock) men who signed up for the Revolutionary War and then quit when the going got tough.
"Most of that outfit quit, but the winter soldiers are still hanging on."
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