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Confidence Poo

(Adjective) A "wipe-less" poo that you are confident needs no wiping. The kind of poo that does not cause any mess or distress of the anal sphincter.

Just had a confidence poo, saved some money on toilet paper there.

by Wheres_my_wig March 4, 2011

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Digital Confidence

Proactive dating to get acquainted digitally before actually meeting. Unusual, yes. Creepy, no.

Rob displayed digital confidence by posting on the wall of "the ultimate girl's night out" searching to meet a woman digitally before meeting them at the actual event. You know, so any awkwardness is avoided.

by Dating Expert February 11, 2012

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confidence antler

Its something like a willie bar.

pronounced: itssomtinlikeawillibar (red neck accent)

Man 1: Hey Ray, we gave your ride a confidence antler
Ray: oooo itssomtinlikeawillibar!!

by dudedungen October 21, 2011

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Cyber Confidence

Also known as Cyber Confidence Disorder, CCD is a diagnosable disease where the patient is confident enough while in cyberspace to communicate with an individual, but when confronted in person fails to meet social expectation - freezing up and not saying a word.

Guy 1: "I have this friend in class right, n she's a real top sort of chick but she's definately has CCD - and only ever talks to me on facebook chat"
Guy 2: "Shit man, Cyber Confidence is a bitch, she really needs to take her meds."

by eClif May 2, 2010


Confidence Poo

A near perfect game in the toilet arena. A confidence poo is where one is so confident that the poo they have just created does not even need a single wipe with toilet paper that one simply stands up and pulls their pants back on.

a: "Man that was a quick toilet trip, I thought you said you went number 2?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"

by qwerty29 March 3, 2014


text confidence

When someone has got no self confidence in the real world but when behind a screen they become confident through text.

oh look theres faizon, he hardly says anything to me except when hes on msn or facebook,
think he suffers from text confidence

by mezalong February 16, 2009

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hair confidence

Higher self-esteem brought on by a stylish new hair cut

Robert has an increased level of hair confidence following JD's hair artistry.

by Megz Dare February 16, 2008

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