Tizzle Wizzle

Alternative form of Tunbridge Wells, a spa town in south-east England.

Are you coming to Tizzle Wizzle tonight for the party?

Why are there so many chavs in Tizzle Wizzle?

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Shizzle Wizzle

1. to ,shizzle, ones ,wizzle, is to drinks ones excrementary fluids
2. to look like shizzle wizzle (shizzle for short) means to look like a drowning uumpa lumopa

'I just shizzled myself' means i just ,drank, my own piss
'I think you look like my wizzle' ,means, you look like my period blood
'You shizzle wizzle' means i am calkling you a drinker of wee or ,period, or ,poopie, or diorear

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wizzle bizzle

Wizzle Bizzle is part of the 'izzle' language, and although its two components mean weed and bitch it is found that together they mean Wicked Business.

1. This wizzle my bizzle got me is seriously wizzle bizzle
2. That bizzle was wizzle bizzle
3. This shizzle is wizzle bizzle

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du wizzle?!

state of confusion, not knowing that hull is happening.

becky just got her hair cut.

what the du wizzle?! just happened?!

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cheese wizzle

adjective-substitution for the popular slang "cool."
noun-person having admirable qualities

adj. - Yo dog. Your bling-bling set you back many Benjamins... fucking cheese wizzle, yo.

noun - Stephen Lynch is such a fucking cheese wizzle.

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shake the wizzle

to go take a leak

I am going to shake the wizzle

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wizzle wuzzle

Complete randomness intended to make someone laugh.

First uttered by Bart in a 'classic' Simpsons episode 1F11 Bart Gets Famous.

Commonly used now to introduce oneself, change the subject, fill in dead air, or mess with people to get reactions.

Acceptably used at any moment in any situation one would like.

Wizzle wuzzle!

Wizzle wuzzle?

Wizzle wuzzle.

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