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When yous parentials dont get ur ass woke up in te morn, and blame it on u. But they lazy asses supposed to be your alarm clocky

Person 1: Ey yo bish why u not at scool tis mornin`

Person 2: Mi mUAm was supposed to woke me ass up tis morn.
Person 1: Wait ish u tellin`me mey nigga that yous muams didn`t woke u up,
Person 2: nigga i swear mie muams is on craak
Person 1: damn m`nigga

by EatPotat October 18, 2018

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Woke

adj.

The cult-like view that systematic oppression is quite literally everywhere, and that nearly everything should be viewed through this lens. (Indoctrinated woke cultists will insist that being β€œwoke” is a good thing, but it is not.)

A woke college professor wrote an academic paper stating that seasonal festive β€œpumpkin” products (i.e. pumpkin spice lattes) are emblematic of white supremacy. (Yes, really. Look it up.)

by Gaylord Farquahar March 8, 2023

14πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Woke

The opposite of the people who post definitions of this word on this site trying to be humorous but are really just bigoted.

While I know that being woke means I’m socially conscious and feel that all people deserve equal rights, some people instead just can’t seem to get over their fear of losing their privilege in this world, wake up, and be truly good and fair to all people.

by Dennis the Phantom Menace June 16, 2018

15πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Woke

This is a term typically used by deluded morons who pretend as if they are actually concerned with a raging political or social issue.
At most, it is blatantly clear that they are spreading fake awareness, perhaps to look intelligent or to impress others.

In short people who are 'woke' are fake amateurs who aren't at the slightest into politics and are most likely victims of indoctrination from biased and lying media. Such examples include leftist or (LIBTARD) networks such as CNN and MSNBC.

Libtard: Hey, are free today?

Decent human being: Yeah, I'm not that busy, what's up man?
Libtard:Did- did you just call me a MAN? YOU SEXIST BIGOT-
Decent human being: Oh sorry! I meant what's up gender fluid trans unicorn?
Libtard: Much better. Anyway, I was thinking of going to the Women's march. Wanna come with?
Decent human being: Really? Since when are you into politics?
Libtard: Since CNN has helped me become Woke. I hate the white straight male patriarchy! They should all die. All woman should become lesbians and rule the earth forever!
Decent human being: But aren't you a man?
Libtard: What did you just say to me?!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU- YOU SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC RACIST BIGOT WHITE SUPREMACIST NEO-NAZI!

That's the last that was heard of decent human being.

R. I. P. legendπŸ™πŸ½πŸ˜­

by Screw libtards February 4, 2020

206πŸ‘ 843πŸ‘Ž


Woke

Consciously aware.

Not always political. Not always following social trends.

When you’re woke you’re aware and seek knowledge in the world. Knowing your place in the universe.

If you say you’re β€œwoke” are you really?

by Boruto Uchiha March 10, 2019

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Woke

Being awake and actually living. Not being a sleepwalker and going thru life like a zombie. Actually chasing your dreams and living your life how you want by being enlightened and awake to opportunity. -Snow Tha Product
The founder of WOKE.

She is WOKE to opportunities around her.

by Woke Crystal May 25, 2017

17πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Woke

an ex-state university student, avid MSM watcher, basement-dwelling leech, trust fund hippie, and/or a person who isnt very bright.

woke people treat you like the spawn of Satan if you disagree with their woke point of view, are against freedom of speech, burn down businesses and shoot people in the name of peace and tolerance, and yeah

i originally thought burning down businesses and murdering innocent civilians was bad, but then i went to university and learned that it's all woke behavior and that in fact i was the bad one for questioning the mobs' woke behavior. Shame on me

by fergus555 August 11, 2021

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž