Women

Someone who does the dishes

I love women because they keep my house clean!

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Women

All of Satan’s unwanted daughters who came to earth to ruin men’s lives with unfunny jokes and jealous tendencies.

Men:

Women: fucking piece of shit

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Women

Gender that’s meant to be in the kitchen

Tom: “Jessica go make me a sandwich!”
Jessica: “yes honey! I will because women are supposed to stay in the kitchen!” **makes Tom sandwich for communism**

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Women

Usually make no sense and lack complete common sense. Peers into the most simplest of things to deep, and are glutton for pain.

James I don't get why women enjoy pain.

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women

Tools of men, who must obey the "three C's": Cooking, Cleaning, and ck... hrm, childcare.

"I'm sorry I don't listen to poor people... or women, am I right guys, eh, eh" -Mr. Wellington

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women

proof there is some kinda higher being, such as God.
See also: shopping, make-up, diet, catch-22

Nothing man-made could ever be quite so complicated

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Women

A member of the human race. Very hard to handle. Indigenous to our ribs. Show extreme caution while approaching one.

Women speak their own language. It's called crazy

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