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when one busts a nut on a toe(s)
BRO! BILLY JUST WONTONED ON BECCAS TOES!
Chinese food filled to the brink with Asian powah! Math, Piano, And 619193 forms of Kung Fu.
Side effects may include nausea, sickness, death, imprisonment in the bowels of monk hell, and much more!
Person 1: Oh I’m gonna be so Asian after I eat the fucking wontons!
Person 2: 1, 2,4... 999, 1000!You’re gonna be such a thicc Boi 💯🔥
A wonton is an Asian tourist or just a plain Asian who is bad or inexperienced at at everyday American things.
I was riding the chairlift the other day when I saw a massive group of wontons running around and screaming Asian words. all their gear was at the bottom of the hill and it seemed like they were looking for something (probably a ski pole or something).
A typical English person, or somebody from the USA, Australia or NZ, who speaks only one language. i.e. one tongue. Sure, there are other nations around the world like that, but not many, probably due to English's status as the current world language. p.s. I'm a recovering ex Englishman, but gladly no longer a wonton.
He's a real wonton, that Londoner.
Having anal sex with an obese Asian Man
Dude He was Stuffing the Wonton so long he ran out of Duck Sauce
You’re typical Asian ghetto friend. The one that thinks he’s good at Basketball but he really isn’t. The one that fakes getting bad grades just to hang out with black people
Yo he such a nigga wonton, man. Tryna play basketball with us. I told him to get lost and study math.
To stick ones ball sack and balls into another person's asshole. The act is dirty wontoning, and the ball sack afterwards is called a "Dirty Wonton".
>Hey, Katie! Wanna make some Chinese tonight?
>>Sure Collin, by Chinese do you mean dirty wontoning?