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Xander

Xanders are very friendly and passionate about the things they love. No one rlly cares about them cuz they're usually not popular but they are rlly good friends. They are also energetic. They love a good debate. They are usually cinnamon rolls. They are kind of nerdy.

Someone: Xander, can you explain (something philosophical) for me?
Xander: Ok, (proceeds to unleash a whole ass essay)

by angei1 March 6, 2023

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Xander

An extremely annoying piece of shit who is willing to do anything for friends, yet regardless, he is still a very lonely person. A Xander is usually a boy on the heavier side, and may be considered morbidly obese by others. He tries way too hard to gain the acceptance of others and will take any attention that he can get. Xander is also a predominately single guy. If there is a girl in the picture, she will be quite unattractive and equally in desperate need of attention; this girl dating a Xander will usually be one of a demeaned minority (e.g. Asian, Black, Dyke) A Xander is also the type of person that would center his entire life around this one girl, because of the fact that he barely ever gets that kind of attention from anyone other than his Great Aunt Patty. He will do nearly anything for friendship, especially if the potential friend is a popular, attractive guy that has a popular and equally attractive girlfriend. These attempts working for the friendship of the popular and beautiful couple may include making his home, apartment, or bedroom available for their own sexual pleasure. A Xander will accept the fact that he is used just to feel as though he has friends, when he still, does not; all his attempts at normalcy and friendship are nothing short of complete failures.

Popular Guy: Hey babe I'm horny. Wanna give me head?
Popular Girl: Oh baby! Let's go! But where are we gonna go?
Popular Guy: Oh don't worry, a Xander lives down the street.

by lildot838 June 29, 2011

61πŸ‘ 335πŸ‘Ž


Xander

The worst peeps on on the planet he continuedly hits people and screems and hates everyone

Theres xander he’s a b@$$&

by Akbrmfldkn June 12, 2018

4πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Xander

A small count that shags his sister on a daily

Your a xander, a Cornish nonce

by Clapped cheeeks January 2, 2020

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Xander

Term used to describe someone who gives away information about someone. An informer or snitch. This person is generally a bit of a loser, is incredibly boring and ugly, has a ginger beard, receding hairline and smells of poo.

That guy is such a Xander! He told everyone about the time I was having a bit of innocent fun in the hot tub and deliberately exaggerated the situation in order to try and get me in trouble.

by Drunkard October 20, 2006

84πŸ‘ 580πŸ‘Ž


Xander

Xander is an amazing older brother. He has an old soul and a heart of gold. He's not afraid to be himself with everyone he meets, and I admire him for it. I've looked up to him my entire life. He's not bothered by people who don't like him. I can't wait to see all the amazing things he will grow up to accomplish in his life.

I can't wait til Xander gets off work so we can hang out!

by Nerdi0;) January 22, 2020

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Xander

Xander is the most supportive person you could ever meet. His sense of humour will blow you up with laughter. He has carrot red hair and hazel green eyes. He has some freckles on the nose which made him look really cute. He loves Elmo and Sesame street. The best.person.in.the.entire.world

Xander is cute

by Al A B December 24, 2020

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž