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Windows XP

A really powerful vacuum cleaner, like a Shop-Vac, or anything else that SUCKS.

by Cornholio August 27, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Windows XP

An Experimental Project (XP) released upon the masses of computer users, tooted as the latest and greatest operating system, which, in theory sounds great, however in practice, causes nothing more than problems, headaches, and nausea, and high job turnover rates for Network Administrators.

This fucking Windows X-perimental Project has crashed yet again, and insists upon sending an error report to MicroSoft. Un-be-fucking-lieveable. You'd think that after 20 years in the market, they'd have come up with something more stable...

by Da Dirty Q-Tip October 18, 2002

15๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


XP Whore

someone in call of duty (Mw,Mw2, or BO) who plays the objective in search and destroy & domination, who tries way to hard (Hard scopes probs), and who does the best in the lobby and not going positive (i.e record: 34-60)....they suck at life........oh and they probabley r at 15 prestige ALREADY

Guy no-scoping on Nuketown: whoa ur such an xp whore, u hard scoped me from 2 feet away

Guy doing 360's on Highrise during Search and Destroy: why the fuck did u plant, u xp whore

by xp whore murderer February 2, 2011

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Windows XP

an invention of the nazi's of microsoft to slow down the world and put everyone out of pocket, even the elderly, disabled and anyon else who hapens to live in a country were computers are used, i hope bill gates dies.

Windows XP, the worlds most powerful os, if you dont like computers that are switched on

by david October 29, 2003

15๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


windows XP

Another piece of sh*t made by microsoft. Who in there right mind would choose this over linux?

Dude, why the hell did u pay for that load of crap?
"I like windows, its easy to use"

by Karl March 15, 2004

20๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Windows XP

A highly fake new version of Windows which looks like a cross between a 'dead' and a 'duh' emoticon. Windows XP attempted to be pretty, but actually wasn't, as in the start button appeared curved, but the active area is a rectangle. This is one of Microsoft's more stable OS's, but any normal person sticks it into Classic Mode anyway to get rid of that humungous start menu. Microsoft also changed the size of the icons randomly, making all icons not designed for XP look pixellated and crappy. XP takes up a stupidly high amount of resources and disc space, and "requires" a Pentium 3 processor or higher. Windows XP is essentially worthless without buying several other products. Windows XP changed the scrollbar into something visually intrusive and flashy, which is a shame.

A good feature of Windows XP is the translucent drag-select, rather than the dotted line of previous versions. Windows XP is a popular entry in UrbanDictionary.com.

Noob 1: Whoa, Windows XP is curvy, it must be teh r0x0rs!

{Installs Windows}

Noob 1: Wtf, my Windows doesn't do anything except Notepad and Paint.

by Mucleus June 28, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Windows XP

XTREMELY PISS...
Does to much and works little.

The stupid cunt down the road installed extremely piss into his car's computer and it makes him answer a questionaire before turning... then decides the other way would be better anyway.

by Rican January 25, 2004

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